Dear Journal,
Hello, my name is Dewey. I'm the 3rd youngest out of four and I'm here to write about my life through a journal. For my first entry, I'm going to explain my crazy stupid family.
My dad and mom who go by the name of Hal and Lois. They are addicted to torturing are lives, mean, and cruel. I love them but I hate them at the same time. Hal is nervous and obsessed with mom and it is very weird really. Mom is power obsessed and mean but at least caring. Dad can be caring too I guess.
Then there is Reese, my idiot brother who is quite tough. He is evil and I hate hate hate hate him! He is the devil of my life. Malcolm is my half devil but alright….I guess. Can you tell my family sucks?
I have Francis and Jamie. They are real good brothers but misunderstood. I am the only sane one I think in this family. Maybe I'm wrong but…I can tell you one thing. I do not want to be my dad in the future…
AACK! Reese and Malcolm are coming! Got to go bye!
Sincerley,
Dewey.