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Bakura's Adventures with household objects!

Bakura was up bright and early since today was Ryou's birthday and he was planning to make him a surprise birthday breakfast! But since Bakura was over 3000 years old and it is now the 21st century he was bound to have some trouble…

'Hmmm, I wonder what I should make for Ryou's special birthday breakfast?' Thought Bakura searching each and every cupboard and draw he could find! 'Wait! I've got it!' Thought Bakura happily as he ran to one of the cupboards with a heap of cans in it.

' Which one, which one? Beetroot on toast, no I somehow can's see that working out, hmmm, what about beans on toast, Yeah! Okay now Ryou said that there's some sort of device to open these portable food holders,' Thought Bakura pondering around in one of the draws to find a can opener or as Bakura called it the opener of portable food holders!

Once Bakura had finally managed to find the opener of portable food holders he took it over to the can, but there was one small tinsey winsey problem, Bakura had never actually used the can opener! Sure he had seen Ryou use it plenty of times so what could possibly go wrong!

'Okay, here goes…now how does this thing connect to the can? I know, maybe you have to bang it on the top of the can?' So Bakura tried bashing the can opener on the lid of the can which didn't exactly work so he tried his other method…

"Damn this opener of portable food holders. I have a much better idea! RYOU! Come down here NOW!" Shouted Bakura at the top of his lungs!

"What's wrong Bakura, what did you do this time?" Asked Ryou yawning as he came down the stairs.

"Well Ryou, I was going to make you a special birthday breakfast this morning but thanks to the stupid opener of portable food holders I can't now so you'll just have to make your own breakfast, sorry!" Bakura exclaimed storming out of the kitchen!

' Jeez, Bakura really needs to learn how things work in the 21st century!' Ryou thought to himself as he cleaned up Bakura's mess!

I hope you enjoyed the show folks, please review, coz I don't know whether to continue…