One) this is pointless
two) this is dedicated to wincing the night away :D
three) I dont have an obsession with the word pee....*cough*lie*cough*

I do not own stephanie meyers twilight OOOOR the word pee.

--Edwards POV--

I waited for my Bella to come out from the shower, waiting with anticipating arms to wrap around her and cradle my love to sleep.

I heard her come out of the door, dressed in satin pink Victoria Secrete Pajamas which Alice bought her, I was surprised for Bella to wear them...was she trying to turn me on again? Last time she had a whip...didn't end well.

She stood at her bedroom door, her face red with embarrassment.

"Bella, what is it?" I said worriedly walking up to her and wrapping my arms around her.

She didn't answer, her mouth was open and she sighed.

"Bella, you can tell me, I won't laugh I promise."

"Edward, if I tell you this, you swear you won't tell anyone? Alice will already know but just please don't tell ANYONE." she said softly looking into my eyes, her face blank.

"I promise, I won't tell anyone, just...please...Bella tell me" I said stroking her face, very carefully.

"Edward...i have to ask...can you..."

"yes bella?" I said cradling her closer to my chest.

"Can you...hear me pee?"

I froze. And I sniggered, trying to contain laughing.

"EDWARD! I told you not to laugh, please!" she pleaded.

"ok...ok...bella i'm sorry...i don't always..." I said stroking her hair grinning.

"Wait, so sometimes you do?" Bella said looking up at me bright red.

"Bella, your human, i'm vampire, I can hear a lot, really its not your fault, I don't mind."

Bella groaned, "ugh, ugh, ugh"

"Bella, I don't mind, your just being...you! I still love you all the same." I said kissing her forehead.

"mmm. You are right..." Bella said kissing my chest.
"yes, Bella, I am, and I still love you even if I can hear you do your buisness, I hear Mike Newton do it at school everyday." We both laughed and I kissed her softly again.

"and Edward...one more thing...can you smell my pee?"

Well ladies, edward cullen can smell your pee.
That gives team jacob an advantage, although I am on both sides...

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