Inuyasha's Revenge

by Suits92

Inuyasha and Shippo split up with the others to find the last few bits and pieces of the Shikkon jewel. Shippo's tracker thingy is broken, and he's working on a new one. Inuyasha also gets a chance to kill Naraku, but does he do it?

Inuyasha's Revenge

Disclaimer: We (By we, we mean I) don't own Inuyasha

AN: This is my first fic, though I sorta worked on one with a good friend of mine, if any of you read Raven's Wolf's stories. Sorry if you dont like it, and feel free to flame me!
Chapter One: Picking Up A Trail (Inuyasha and Shippo are hiking through a strange and dark mysterious forest, questing for the last jewel shard. Meanwhile somewhere far away, Kagoma, Mirokou, and Sango are fighting strange zombies created by Naraku)
Sango: Funny.. swings giant boomerang.. these zombies.. swings giant boomerang argh! again!.. look a lot like.. swings giant boomerang.. Inuyasha... swings giant boomerang. again. when he was in the shower that one time... swings giant boomerang again again
Kagome: COME AGAIN SANGO?
Sango: Nothing.
Mirokou: I remember.. slashes with staff .. that.
Kagome-to herself- Am I the only one that doesn't remember this incident?
Random Zombie: YYYYYYYYESSSSSSSS...YYEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS.
Kagome: Thought so.
Naraku: evil laugh, also knows as a cackle YOU CANNOT DEFEAT MY ZOMBIES! THEY ARE IMMORTAL...I THINK!
Kagome: to herself still So was that one lynx demon Shippo was trying to pick up.. ooh she met an unfourtunate end... thinks to herself of when she "accidentally" killed Shippo's new girlfriend
Mirokou: What was that Kagome? Kagome: Nothing...

(Meanwhile in the strange and dark mysterious forest)
Inuyasha: It won't work.
Shippo: That's the same thing they said to Isaac Newton! But look where he is today! LOOK WHERE HE IS.
Inuyasha: Who?
Shippo: I don't suppose you actually READ Kagome's history books, do you?
Inuyasha: Just make the damn thing.
(Shippo is tinkering with some strange and mysterious objects found in the strange and dark mysterious forest, hoping to build a jewel shard tracker.. excuse me.. The Jewel Shard Tracker 2004.23353587. Mostly we just call it The Jewel Shard Tracker 2004 though... all official The Jewel Shard Trackers are a registered trademark of Shippo inc... steal the crappy idea and Inuyasha willhack you to small pieces)
Shippo: AHA!
Inuyasha: It works? Shippo: No, butI figured out the mystery of the portable microwave!
Inuyasha: grows tall andevil looking... nothing a bit of make-up can't fix...
Shippo: RIGHT...BACK TO WORK!
(Back to the far away place)
Mirokou: So Kagome...I was kinda thinking, and... Inches towards Kagome
Kagome: GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME YOU SICKO!
Sango: DAMMIT MIROKOU! YOU'RE MINE! Sicks Kirara on Miroukou
Kirara: Rawr/Meep!
Mirokou: eep...!
(As Mirokou is sprawled on the ground, Sango and Kagome walk off)
Mirokou: I love you Kag...Sango!

(Back to Inuyasha!)
Inuyasha: So, when were you gonna finish that thing?
Shippo: I dont know...I need this weirdochemical called sodium benzotate chloride fosforate.
Inuyasha:...
Shippo: Bananas you idiot!
Inuyasha: WHAT KIND OF CHEMICANERAL IS THAT!
Shippo: Chemical you dolt.
Inuyasha: Hits Shippo
Shippo: Did I say dolt? I meant gen...ecide! Yeah...Chemical you genecidal maniac!
Inuyasha: ...What the hell does that mean?
Shippo: Nothing...!

AN: Okay, sorry the first chapter is kinda bad, but I'm working on my story skills, and if you cant notice, they're pretty not the greatest...Many thanks to my good friend/school-peer thingy, Raven's Wolf!