"This meeting of the Warblers will now commence," Wes stated, smashing down his gavel.
The room was silent, except for the quiet giggles of the two boys huddled together in the corner of the couch. Wes cleared his throat but the boys payed no attention.
"Warbler Blaine, Warbler Kurt!" Thad snapped. Blaine and Kurt quickly sat up straight and faced the council.
"Yes?" Blaine asked.
"The meeting's started," David responded.
"It has?"
"Look, Blaine, Kurt," Wes sighed. "We're glad for you. Really, we are." Blaine and Kurt grinned at each other. "But please, save it for after the meeting."
"Sorry," the lovebirds mumbled.
It had been like this for the last two meetings. Ever since Blaine and Kurt had become an 'official couple', they hadn't been able to keep their hands off each other. At first, they had all been excited, Wes included, but it had become too much. Blaine and Kurt– who had both contributed greatly to the Warbler's debates– now only sat together, giggling, touching and kissing each other. All the time.
"Thank you," Wes continued, giving the two boys an evil glare before carrying on. "David, please read the notes from the last meeting."
David shuffled around some papers and commenced. "We debated on where we should perform next– destination yet to be decided. Kurt suggested we perform at the Spring Assembly–"
"And looked adorable while doing so," Blaine interrupted.
"– Nick and Jeff suggested we give each performance a name, such as 'The Gap Attack'." Nick and Jeff high-fived each other. "Blaine once again suggested a change in our performance uniform."
"Looking strikingly handsome while doing so," Kurt interrupted.
"Oh stop it," Blaine mumbled, playfully pushing his boyfriend.
"But it's true!"
"Oh, will you two just be quiet! Please!" snapped Thad.
"Sorry," they muttered once again.
"Anything else, David?" asked Wes.
"No, sir."
"Alright then. Moving on, I believe we should perform at the Spring Assembly. All in favour?"
Many Warbler hands shot up. Blaine and Kurt, although appearing lost in each others eyes, raised their hands as well. Their behaviour made Wes sick.
Wes thumped his gavel. "Approved. Now, which songs do you, fellow Warblers, suggest we perform?"
"I say we perform the newest hit by—," Trent started but was eruptively cut off.
"I think Kurt and I should perform a duet."
"Oh Blaine, you're so sweet. I second it!"
Every other Warbler simultaneously rolled their eyes. Wes ignored the comments.
"Any other suggestions?"
"Like I was saying," Trent tried again and was once again cut off.
"They're doing it again," Jeff said, pointing at, surprise surprise, Blaine and Kurt, making out on the couch.
Wes had heard of couples going through a honeymoon stage shortly after getting together but this was ridiculous.
"Here we go again," David muttered.
"Do they ever stop?" a Warbler asked.
"Someone owes me five dollars!" Nick yelled. "Told you they couldn't go one meeting without snogging."
"Snogging?" Jeff snorted. "Who says snogging?"
"Order!" Wes yelled, smacking his gavel. "Order! I will have order!"
Blaine and Kurt jumped apart, flustered and surprised. They seemed to have forgotten where they were. After regaining their memory, Blaine leaned forward and whispered in to Kurt's ear. Kurt laughed then quickly covered his mouth.
"I have had enough. What did he say?" Wes demanded.
"Hm?"Kurt replied.
"Kurt Hummel, what did Blaine Anderson whisper into your ear?"
Kurt turned a bright red and shook his head. Wes glared his award-winning glare (last year's yearbook: Most Likely To Get You To Do Anything With A Single Look). The other council members quickly followed suit. Kurt glared back at them, but eventually broke under the pressure.
"He said you sounded like that lady from those Harry Potter movies... Umbridge."
The Warblers all burst into laughter—minus Wes.
"He so does!" someone shouted. Wes turned a slight red.
He started thumping the gavel, for the umpteenth time this meeting and the room slowly quieted. Wes glanced at David's notes. Almost thirty minutes in and still, absolutely nothing had been done. Wes felt like a failure.
He looked towards his fellow Warblers. Most looked bored, some were quite obviously staring at Blaine and Kurt, who were practically on top of each other and whispering God knows what in each others ears. Nick and Jeff were among those watching and they were yelling out random numbers to each other, most notably '3' and '6'. Wes would later ask and learn that they were rating how risqué the things Blaine and Kurt were whispering were.
Wes looked towards his council members. Thad looked fed up and ready to burst. David caught Wes' eye and shrugged apologetically. Wes then knew what he had to do.
Wes looked at his fellow choir members one more time. Blaine and Kurt were exploring each others mouths again and several boys were fishing out money, which Nick was gladly accepting. Other members were not-so-subtly cheering them one. Others looked as bored as Wes felt.
Wes smacked his gavel. The room silenced, but, like Wes expected, Kurt and Blaine didn't seem to notice. He sighed. "Meeting adjourned."
AN: Just a quick bit of nothingness I wrote a while ago. Those silly Warbler boys!
I hope you liked it!
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