Disclaimer:Neither My step-sister or I own Pendragon, Never been kissed or How to lose a guy in 10 days.

Authors note: I was trying to write a fan-fic that had popped into my head, but went into the kitchen to get myself a snack, and my wonderful (Ha! thats a joke!) Step-sister Michelle came on and type up the rest of this. She has never read any of the Pendragon books and just started to goof around with my story. It made her laugh and she asked me to post it so, here you are Michelle.

Bobby Pendragon would never forget the day his whole idea of the universe changed. Well, changed again as he was of course the lead traveller, doomed to roam the galaxy fighting a crazied evil demon.

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ha. Ha. Demon. AHHHHHHHH. He must fight the evil, oh sorry i forgot crazed, demon. Ha. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH. What will he fight with? Hm. He shall fight with a sword. Yes, a sword. That seems appropriate. Okay, so he is fighting an crazed evil demon with a sword. What now? Okay well. Hm. Lets say the crazed evil demon plunges HIS sword into this Bobby guy's heart. What happens now? Let's say Bobby... has a super special protective chest gear thinger on, so he doesn't die. But now there is a ... hm. a HOLE in his heart! AHHHHHH. But then he.. hm. let's see. Since this bobby guy doesn't die, the crazed evil demon dude runs away. okay now, Hm. I somehow have to include this "roaming the galaxy" thing. Okay, so this Bobby dude continues to roam the galaxy with a hole in his heart. Yikes. That's kinda scary. Okay, anyway. Now, roaming the galaxy can get pretty tiring when you have a hole in your heart. So he .. let's say he takes a nap under a purple tree. (hey, this galaxy isn't earth.) But then, when he wakes up, guess who's there?? THE CRAZED EVIL DEMON DUDE!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. But this time. Hm, this evil dude has a... blanket. yeah, a blanket. And he says to this other dude, "hey man, can i join your nap??" and then Bobby's all "sure dude. Why not." so then they sleep and sleep and sleep. And when they wake up, they're all "whoa. the tree is like, pink now. Man, we must have slept into an insane weird wacked out "winter." So then Bobby pulls out a magical DVD player and is all "yo man, let's watch a movie. What do you want to watch? I have Never been kissed, or this totally awesome chick flick called how to lose a guy in 10 days." so then the demon guy is like "whoa man, I totally LOVE chick flicks! let's watch that 'how to lose a guy in 10 days'!" So then the bobby dude and the demon guy watch a chick flick under a pink tree with their blankies. Oh, and they make popcorn. So the Bobby dude and the demon guy watch a chick flick WITH popcorn, under a pink tree, WITH their blankies. Yes that sounds right. But what happens to the hole in bobby's chest? well let's see. okay this is what happens. since the demon guy and bobby eat SO MUCH popcorn, the hole in filled with popcorn. Yeah. Okay. And then all these dwraves and fairies and all this guys come to join the party. So, the demon dude and the Bobby guy live HAPPILY EVER AFTER WITH A CHICK FLICK, A MAGICAL DVD PLAYER, POPCORN, BLANKIES, UNDER A PINK TREE... FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!
First sentance by Emily (bookworm412) but then miraculously finshed by Her step-sister Michelle. Michelle made the story very very very very very very very very very very very very very suspenseful.

Ok, thats how she finished it so R&R and I'll pass on the comments. All Flames will be reported to our nearest Fire department and put out.