How to annoy Murdoc
Before attempting this, get some protection – cricket pads, box, helmet, etc, and get some good insurance. Have some spare body parts ready. him to Michael Jackson
2.Ask him why his nose is flat
3.Say you like his deodorant
4.'Borrow' his cape and pretend to be Dracula
5.Tell everybody he has pink fluffy slippers
6.Dress up as Satan and say he has a debt to pay
7.Ask to borrow $5 every 2 minutes until he's bankrupt
8.Tell him his nose has been run over by a steam roller
9.When he tells you not to touch his guitar, pick it up and start playing real bad
10.Ask if you can visit his brother, back and say you like Hannibal better because he gave you an black eye and aids
12.When he attempts to blacken your other eye, tell him to stop hitting like a girl
13.If he insults you, just say 'ya mum' in attempt to remind him of his mum being at a mental institution
14.Ask if he likes Noodle
15. A. If he says yes, as if he has asked her out slash raped her
15. B. If no, ask if he likes 2D instead
16.Ask if you can borrow his deodorant
17.Borrow his toothbrush without asking
18.Break his nose
19.Say he's very prettyful
20.Dress up as a pink fairy and imitate everything he does. Be sure to get his voice and movements right
21.When Sebastian visits, run up and hug him, and poke your tongue out at Murdoc
22.Steal his favorite underwear (using gloves and tongs)
23.Ask him to give you a piggy back
24.Empty all the alcohol and fill the bottles with water. Screw them up tight and put them back in the fridge
25.Burn all his cigarettes in front of him
26.Set fire to the Winnebago
27.If he insults you again, say 'I love you too'. Especially if you're a guy
28.Start following him everywhere he goes, even to the toilet and strip clubs
29.Snap his toothbrush in half, give it back to him and say it was like that when you found it floating in the toilet
30.Say he'd look good with spiky blue hair
31.Ask if he waxes or shaves his on his awesome non-existent sun tan
33.Ask to borrow his drugs
34.Poke his nose and say 'beep' repetitively
35.Laugh at him and say he's a loner
36.When he starts talking, change the subject
37.Unexpectedly jump out behind him and start brushing his hair
38.Say pink's your favorite color as well
39.Tell him he can't drive
40.Ask him to hold his tongue out real far
41.Ask again
42.Forget his 42nd birthday
43.Steal his inverted cross
44.Walk up to him in public, holding a camera, and ask him to dack himself
45.If he does, take a picture and post it on the internet
46.Make a movie of him with his teddy and put it on YouTube
47.Tell him you're his son/daughter
48.Ask if he'd read you a story before you go to bed
49.Tell him Satan doesn't exist
50.When he breaks down into tears and starts bashing his head against the wall, give him his teddy bear and wipe his nose with a floral handkerchief