Author's note: So I got this idea all of a sudden before hitting the showers and right now my mind is going gaga. I started laughing out of nowhere because of my wild imagination hahah. This fic is basically a crack fic with role reversals and personality swaps hehe.
I hope you will enjoy this new fic of mines as much as me. Also, I will involve many pairings but my main pairings will never change, ever because my love for them is forever! Since it is a crack fic, you can treat the pairings as crack too if you'd like….make me sad :
If you hate it I'm sorry it doesn't match your taste…I'm sorry I've corrupted everyone XD.
This story will be based on Green's (guy) perspective but I'll probably throw in other POVs as well.
Disclaimer: I don't own Pokemon or any of it characters, because if I did, this would never happen. That's why I can only ruin them in fics. PS I love Pokespecial.
"Oh no, I'm late!"
It was like any other morning at PoKami Academy. I'm running late today as usual because I couldn't find my glasses because I can't see very well without them, but why does it have to be today out of all days? I'm running as fast as I can and it's really painful, but it will be even more painful if I miss the Kami-Aces. You're wondering what that is, right? Our academy is known for its high performance rates and gifted kids of all ages. It's also famous for producing top notch scientist and all kinds of occupations, but one of the biggest reasons for our high prestige is them. The Kami-Ace is the school's most popular idol group, but they also serve as the student body. They've got the most power and influence in the entire region. Not only are they smart, they've got looks and status, that's why they're named after Kami (God).
"Ah! I finally made it, and just in time too!" As I stand by the gate entrance. Everyone decides to make way for their arrival.
I've been waiting for this moment for months! I'll finally be able to see the Goddess of popularity, charm, beauty, oh dear Kami's, thank you! They're here!
A white limousine with gold lining parks at the school entrance. The red headed chauffer comes out and opens the door for them. The first to step out is a black haired boy with one side of his hair sleeked back while the other side hung loosely. His name is Gold, he's the schools authority figure. We don't have many uniform regulations, but if he catches you doing something inappropriate, you'll probably find yourself on a boat all alone drifting off to sea because you don't deserve to live on the same land as them since you can't live up to his standards. Despite being a strict ass, he's actually really popular with girls, which for some reason, he really hates.
"Kyaaa! It's Gold-sama! Isn't he hot today?" shouts a fan girl.
"Oh MY KAMI! Let my love reach you!"
"All of you need to shut up and go to class! You're voice is making my ears bleed!"
"Kyaaah, he yelled at me!" They cry and swoon.
"That's very rude of you Gold, theses beautiful flower's want to be noticed by you so it's only natural they sway for you."
Out comes the red mesmerizer, Silver. He's the Prince of our school. He's unusually laid back and a lady killer. He treats guys unfairly, but as long as you're a girl, you'll get sucked into his games, but the girls don't seem to care. Also, he likes beautiful people, so if you're deemed 'ugly' or unworthy, you'll probably find yourself tied to a rocket and blasted off because the only place you belong is out of this world.
Woah, it's raining red roses.
"For you my beautiful flowers, although you're not as beautiful as me or my red roses, I will grace you with my red love." He flicks his long red hair and poses for the girl and they swoon over him.
"Wow, just look at them even though he just insulted them, they're still going gaga for him."
Now it's the Princess Sapphire. She acts very high and mighty and doesn't like to do extraneous activities. If she wanted she can just wave her hands and someone will take her place. She's pretty abusive with her power. When she orders someone, there's no such thing as "no" or anything related to it. If you DO turn her down, you'll probably be locked down in an unknown cell surrounded with hungry mutated beasts that was probably created by her Scientist father.
"Hurry up and make way, I've had enough of this noise."
"Princess! We love you!" Oh would you look at that, the fan boys are hyped up too.
"How irritating, shut them all up, won't you?" she bid to someone.
"That's not very nice Sapphire, I'm sure they just want you to know that they care about you. Their intentions are pure, won't you forgive them?"
There she is! The one I've been waiting for. She's the school's Queen, Goddess, whatever you want to call her, Blue-sama! The woman I'm in love with. There's no way I'd ever be able to match her. She's way out of my league. Oh Kami, even though we're so close, I feel like we're worlds apart. You're the perfect woman and idol to us all. Sweet, kind, beautiful, and smart, not only are you my idol, but you're job as a model has deemed you the national fairy queen, forgiving of all sins, the perfect being.
"They're so annoying, do you want me to extinguish them?"
Oh no, we can't look him in the eyes. That's the violent knight, Red. He's extremely skilled in combat and shows no mercy to anyone. His violent nature is because of his thirst for blood and he's as unforgiving and despicable as they come. Anyone and everyone who gets in his way, disappear without a trace. Some people say that once he takes out his opponent, he takes their bodies to create an army of undead. You'll be a minion forever.
"Yeah, their screeching is giving me a headache" said Sapphire.
"Don't listen to her Red, you know I don't like it when you use violence."
"Psh, whatever. As long as they don't get in my way, I'll let them see tomorrow."
"Damn he's scary, but he's soooo sexy!" scream a fangirl.
The crowd goes wild and things go out of control.
"That's enough" said a commanding voice.
All of a sudden, everyone got down on their knees and it grows quiet. This means the Demon-Angel King has arrived. Small compared to other guys and has a pretty face, that's the one and only Yellow. He uses his innocent demeanor to fool people into doing whatever he wants. He's also very good with words and can escape any misconduct. Rumors' say that he has a mysterious power and intends to use anyone he can to get to the top, he's aiming to take over this country and probably the world with the members beside him. If you don't follow him, then you're out of luck 'cause there's no place that will ever accept you. If you make him your enemy, the whole world is an enemy, that's how powerful this guy is. It's kinda ironic that such a small guy can have so much esteem.
"Get up, there's no need for you to bow down." At least he's got some sense of nobility. I can see why everyone of the KAs follow him.
The girls go crazy again, guys too. The guys all admire him and the girls love him so it's no wonder they get like this. Being in their presence is like a dream, people are lucky to even breathe the same air as them.
The crowd starts to push and shove, damn, they're blocking my view! Shit, girl or guy, if that's how they want to do it, I'll show you I'm not a pushover. I start to shove them back because but the girls swarmed together and push me right out of the crowd. I knock into something and my glasses fall off.
I hear gasps and a quickly scramble to find my glasses because right now, even I can tell I'm in deep shit. Instantly I'm pulled to my feet.
"You! How dare you touch our King." Holy mother of Kami.
"I'm gonna beat the shit out of you for your misconduct!"
"This pest is disgusting to look at, do us a favor and squish him." I'm fucked, I'm fucked!
"You bet I will."
I frantically try to loosen the guys grasp and somehow manage to free myself and end up falling again, but I hear a crack. I search for the item and realize it's my glasses. I put them on despite them being broken.
"You sure have a lot of nerves touching Yellow like that." Damn it, Kami why are you doing this to me.
I feel someone grab me from behind. It's Gold, he must have been the one that grabbed me earlier too.
"You little wuss, I'll make you pay for that."
Red also starts walking closer. Shit, I'll be murdered and then my remains will be a toy for their pleasure.
"Hmmm, I wonder where I'll break you first?" he smirks.
"Hurry and get this over with, you're wasting too much time" ordered Sapphire.
"Is it still here? Ughh…what a pitiful creature" looked down Silver.
"Wait! It's not his fault, let him go!" Wahhh…the queen is defending me….Kami, thank you, I don't care if I die anymore!
"Blue, what he did is unforgiveable."
"As my knight, I order you to listen."
"Che."
"I thought I said, that's enough," said the King. His voice is soft but unusually strong and demanding. He got up and dusted himself and Gold let's me go causing me to fall back down. Why the hell am I so weak?
"But Yellow -"
"But nothing, my words are absolute, the law."
"Yes, sire."
He turns to look at me with a trampling glare, but then he switches his act. He smiles angelically. This is what I'm talking about, he's like light and dark fused into one body.
"Are you alright?" he asks and extends me a hand. I'm shocked but I don't refuse his offer. Doing so would mean I'd lose my head.
"Y-yeah, thank you Yellow-sama," I say weakly.
"What's your name?"
"I'm G-Green, sir."
"I see, you're the school genius I presume?" I'm surprised that he knew of me. I look at him with my mouth hanging open.
"Don't underestimate me, as the head of this school, I must know who my fellow classmates are, if I didn't I wouldn't be fit to guide."
"I wasn't underestimating you, I-I'm honored Yellow-sama, that you know someone as low as me."
Yeah that's right, I'm playing suck up, but you know what? You would too if you were in my position.
"Hmmm, I have a favor to ask, if you don't mind, Green."
"Anything for you, Yellow-sama," I say to the smaller boy. That's weird, I can't help but think this picture looks wrong.
"After school, I'd like to meet with you briefly, I'll have Blue and Red escort you to the designated location."
My eyes widen and I don't know what to say.
"I'll take your silence as a yes, don't keep me waiting, I hate wasting my time. Good day, Green." He waves his hands and signaled the others to follow him.
Gold walked past me and gave me a deadly glare.
Sapphire looks at me as if I should just be wiped off the face of the planet.
Silver just walks by and makes an 'ick' sound. He doesn't even look at me because he thinks that I'm disgusting.
Blue walks by and gives me a soft smile and apologizes to me. My heart starts to beat faster and my face grows red.
Speaking of Red, he walks by me and 'accidentally' bumps into me.
"My bad," he says before walking off.
This was the first time I've ever been able to talk to the Kami-Ace personally. I don't know whether I should be happy or mortified.
The day goes by quickly and I can barely concentrate in class, not that I need to. Besides, with my glasses broken, there's not much I can do. I still wear them though 'cause I'd crash into everything if I didn't. Its lunch time now and I'm starving so I head to the dining commons. I brought my own lunch, like I usually do. Daisy, my older sister always makes me a bento and my friends make fun of me for having such a girly treat.
I sit down at the usual table and begin eating my lunch but then Ruby comes running in and screaming into my ear.
"I can't believe you bumped into the King! Why are you still alive?"
"Shut up" I say to him. I've had enough going on and I don't need another earful. I can't believe I'm friends with this loud ass. He's a trouble maker and always doing something dangerous or really stupid.
"But how? Do you know how lucky you are? Talking to them is like a miracle! I can't believe you of all people got that chance. Damn it, if only I - "
WHAM! Ruby gets sent flying across the table.
"You're too damn loud Ruby. All you ever talk about is the Kami-Ace, for once, won't you just shut up by yourself?" Ah, Crystal's here. She's very rude and rough. You can see that she's a bit of a delinquent. Get on her bad side and she'll knock you into the very depth of the ocean, but she's pretty tolerant of people, it's just Ruby is Ruby.
"Thanks Kris," I say to her.
"No problem." She places her lunch down and sits beside me and smiles.
"I heard about your little bout with the Gods. Everyone's talking about it."
I sight and rub my temples.
"The entire day I've been followed and watched, even without my glasses I can see that much. I've also been purposely targeted by bystanders from this morning and nobodies doing anything to help. I figure they think I deserve whatever's coming to me. Pranks, threats, all the stupid, childish, jealousy stuff. The KAs are in some of my classes and they've been watching my every move and I think they hate me. I think this is the only time I'll be free from them 'cause they're all gathered at their usual spot."
"Hey man, mind if we sit here?" I look up to see Diamond, Platina, and Pearl. Diamond is a diet extremist and very picky about what he eats and uses. I think he has a body fetish, but I don't ask why and neither do I plan to. Platina is your typical tomboy. She hates being treated as a girl because she thinks it's sexist. She's also quite stingy about spending so occasionally we'll share lunch. As you can see, none of the girls I hang out with are normal, that's why I idolize Blue so much. She's feminine and polite, unlike this crude group. Then there's Pearl who's really quiet. He doesn't interact much, but wherever Platina goes, he goes. My guess is that he was a bullied child and Platina saved him and ever since, he's dedicated to her.
"Hey guys, where's Emerald?" asks Ruby. Apparently he finally came back to his senses.
"Ah, he says he'll be hear a bit late, the guys afraid of crowds you know," says Platina.
Emerald is a really small kid and extremely shy. He doesn't like big crowds so he waits until things quiet down before joining. He probably has a self esteem issue. We're all pretty much trouble kids.
If you haven't guessed already, I'm a loser. The group I'm with is full of rejects and problem childs. Being the geekiest guy here makes me a social outcast and I'm often made fun of because of my brains and bad vision. I don't participate in athletic stuff so I'm what you'd call a nerd. Even the way I dress screams out 'BLINDESS ISN'T MY ONLY PROBLEM'.
"So what are you going to do?" asks Pearl.
"You talking about this afternoon?"
He nods.
"I don't really have much choice. If I don't go, you probably won't see me tomorrow or ever again."
"God, why are you such a pansy?" says Ruby. I glare at him for his careless ways.
"If it were me, I'd probably give it a go with that Red."
"You'd better not let them hear that, Ruby" warns Diamond.
"Hey man, I got you're back if it comes down to it," says Crystal.
"I guess that makes three," injects Platina.
I sigh and so does Pearl. They're just asking to be killed. Yep, we're just a group of weirdos.
"Green…I-I have… a message for you…" I look down to see Emerald with a letter. He hands it over to me.
"Who's it from?"
"Y-you'll know when you…read it…"
I open the letter and see a crest embedded on it. The insignia reads K.A. Everyone huddles around together and waits for me to open it.
"They told me to give it to you…I was really scared."
"Sorry, Rald…" I apologize to him because he's very timid. I'm sure they must have approached him when he was alone. Emerald knows that any sign of defiance means opposing the student body.
"We'll wait for you outside of your class. Come alone and do not be late. Punishment will be at hand if you do not follow these simple rules. That is all."
"Green, I'm glad we're friend. If you don't come back, can I have you're manga collection?"
I whack him on the head.
"Green…" calls Crystal softly. She looks at me with worried eye and it surprises me. I smile back at her and say "Don't worry, we're just gonna talk."
The bell rings and now it's time for us to head back to our respective class. Before I know it, the day will be over and my fate will be sealed.
My last class is finally over and I can't help but feel nervous. I'm about to meet up with the KAs and then the King.
I step out of the classroom and find Blue waiting for me outside.
"Hi" she greets. I panic and mumble a "hi" to her as well. My heart starts to thump and I start to perspire.
"Ahem." I look to the side and find Red casually leaning against the door with his arms folded.
"You ready?" he asks. I nod. My heart is now beating 3 times as fast. I wonder if I'll die before even talking to the King. I follow them down the corridor.
We reach the student council's room and enter. Gold and Silver along with Sapphire are present.
"His majesty is not yet here, something has come up. Due pardon his tardiness," says Silver not even looking. He was playing with his roses and just scattering them around to make the room 'beautiful' and 'befitting' of him.
"It is no problem," I tell them. Gold looks at me and inspects me and then turns away.
"I still haven't forgiven you."
"I'm very sorry about my earlier action. It was my fault for not being careful especially while his grace was present."
"Hmph."
"In any case, as long as Yellow says it's okay, then it's okay, but don't you dare make that mistake again," voices Sapphire. I swallow hard.
"You guys, be nice. He's Yellow's guest, which means you should treat him with more respect or else Yellow might get mad."
"She's right." I turn around and see Yellow at the door. The others quickly assemble together and bow.
"Stop it, I told you already I hate it when you guys do that." He looks angry.
"Yes, sire."
He sighs. "You may leave." The all walk out leaving me behind. I wasn't sure if I was suppose to leave or stay, but I'm guessing stay, because we haven't had a chance to talk yet.
"Thank you for your time, Green."
"No, sir, it's an honor."
"You can drop the mannerism, it's difficult to speak in such a way." I look at the small boy curiously.
"I asked you hear today because I have a proposition for you."
"W-what would you like?" I ask trying to contain my surprise.
"Join me."
My eyes are about to bulge out of my sockets.
"I won't repeat myself, I want to use your knowledge to guide Kami-Ace to the top. We'll assume control and bring peace and hope to this world.
"But someone like me! -"
"Is needed." He says.
"Starting tomorrow, you'll stand my side. I'll also replace your glasses. You're current look is lacking and we have to do something about that nest of hair, but we'll fix that. From now on, you're a member of Kami-Ace. That is all so I'll take my leave." He starts to leave the room.
I don't know why I'm feeling defiant, but it's just too unreal, unacceptable! I rush after him.
"Wait!" I call out. He turns around and I slip on some roses that lay on the ground. I fall forward and I see his eyes widen. I close my eyes and brace myself for the impact. My fall is cushioned and I'm safe from harm, but I just squished the King so I don't think my life matters at this point. I try to get up but I feel something soft and squishy in my hands. I look down at Yellow and notice him underneath me in an awkward position. My hand was on his chest and my face grows red and so does Yellow's. I remove my hand and back away while still keeping eye contact.
"Y-you're a girl?"
Dear Kami, I don't know if I should this should be the happiest or worst day of my life.
I'm trying to make this as funny as possible but I guess that won't happen much in this chapter. I started this really really late at night so there's a lot of mistakes and I've been going back and forth to correct it. Hopefully, you're enjoying it so far.