Author's Note: This story was written by my friend Monkey Boy. Since he's
lazy and won't get an account of his own I decided to steal his work(is it
stealing if he knows about this?) and put it up for everyone to read. ^__^
Be amazed at the odd things and how much he doesn't like Chii.
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Gendo and Fuma are sitting around in hell or where ever it is that anime bad guys go when they are ultimately defeated, maybe Wal-Mart. They are generally being nice and agreeable to each other, which you might think odd but for the fact that they both failed in their evils goals and are now spending time in Wal-Mart. Actually Wal-Mart wouldn't have been so bad for them, due to the friendly greeters and such, but after hearing sale announcements for years even the most patient person would go crazy. Yes spending years in a Wal-Mart, not a super Wal-Mart mind you, just one of the small ones with no food, has worn them down. . . besides they like the elderly greeter people.
As they are talking a lone figure makes its way past the friendly Wal-Mart greeters, who at this time suffer a sudden, unexplained chill down their backs. The decidly petite female figure, identified thanks to the more lecherous of the greeters, continues on its way towards the figures of Gendo and Fuma, who have been noticed playing bridge on Thursday mornings. Upon reaching the talking figures of Gendo and Fuma the unknown female proceeds to ask a question in all seriousness and obliviousness, "Where is Chii?"
Obviously this question caused quite a stir among the two people asked. I mean you would think it would be obvious where they where due to the evil emanating from the Martha Stuart collection, but also for the thought that Chii would end up in anime villain hell, a.k.a. Wal-Mart.
At this point Gendo, assuming a self appointed leadership role, asked the all important question that all where beginning to wonder about, "Why in the world would the brain damaged robot computer thing from Chobits end up down here?"
The only response he received was "Chii don't know" from Chii herself.
Not getting the answer he was looking for Gendo began again, "Listen here jail bait, this is Wal-Mart and only anime villains end up here. I believe heroes have their own island in the Bahamas somewhere and the 'other' characters I think have a motel on the side of I-90 to stay at. I think you, my dear, missed the motel by a few miles."
"The last thing Chii remembers was walking in the doors and seeing smiling old people," replied Chii, all the while oblivious as a day old baby.
This just aggravated Gendo more, "How could you be an anime villain? I set about to take down God himself, I made large fighting robot things just to torture people, I even managed to kill off most of humanity..."
At this point Fuma interrupted Gendo, "Oh give it a rest, you crazy Amish you. We all know about your plan since you like to tell us about it at least once a day. Man! Sometimes you are worse about it then the fans of your show. Besides I came so close to the same thing myself."
"Yeah till you where stopped by your 'friend'" commented Gendo while making quoting motions with his hands, "pansy"
"What was that Gendo?! At least I did something, you just sat around in that pose of yours." Fuma fumed. At this time other villains had begun to make their way towards the growing commotion.
The argument preceded on the topic of pansies, length of time in the anime just spent sitting in a chair, and something was vaguely heard about one or the other being a magical wish granting fairy man. After sometime Chii began to randomly point at things and call them Hideki. (Why? Don't ask me I am just the author, I don't even begin to ponder what could go on in her empty expanse of a brain.)
Due to Chii's sudden actions the argument had stopped and every one was beginning to back away in fear that either her head would start spinning or that they had in some way released a great evil upon themselves, or at the very least something slightly itchy.
Then, as suddenly as it had started the pointing and the saying of Hideki stopped. By this time everyone was really perplexed and wondering what they had done to deserve this. When suddenly Chii began, what they all decided later must be what sent her to Wal-Mart, a deep bunny introspective. As Chii was replaced by a bunny character and the background became cartoonish, every person who had been in the area ran for their lives. Many headed for the pillow isle, while others opted for the stuffed animals in the toy section, all in an effort to shield themselves with something soft and comfy from the coming evil.
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Gendo and Fuma are sitting around in hell or where ever it is that anime bad guys go when they are ultimately defeated, maybe Wal-Mart. They are generally being nice and agreeable to each other, which you might think odd but for the fact that they both failed in their evils goals and are now spending time in Wal-Mart. Actually Wal-Mart wouldn't have been so bad for them, due to the friendly greeters and such, but after hearing sale announcements for years even the most patient person would go crazy. Yes spending years in a Wal-Mart, not a super Wal-Mart mind you, just one of the small ones with no food, has worn them down. . . besides they like the elderly greeter people.
As they are talking a lone figure makes its way past the friendly Wal-Mart greeters, who at this time suffer a sudden, unexplained chill down their backs. The decidly petite female figure, identified thanks to the more lecherous of the greeters, continues on its way towards the figures of Gendo and Fuma, who have been noticed playing bridge on Thursday mornings. Upon reaching the talking figures of Gendo and Fuma the unknown female proceeds to ask a question in all seriousness and obliviousness, "Where is Chii?"
Obviously this question caused quite a stir among the two people asked. I mean you would think it would be obvious where they where due to the evil emanating from the Martha Stuart collection, but also for the thought that Chii would end up in anime villain hell, a.k.a. Wal-Mart.
At this point Gendo, assuming a self appointed leadership role, asked the all important question that all where beginning to wonder about, "Why in the world would the brain damaged robot computer thing from Chobits end up down here?"
The only response he received was "Chii don't know" from Chii herself.
Not getting the answer he was looking for Gendo began again, "Listen here jail bait, this is Wal-Mart and only anime villains end up here. I believe heroes have their own island in the Bahamas somewhere and the 'other' characters I think have a motel on the side of I-90 to stay at. I think you, my dear, missed the motel by a few miles."
"The last thing Chii remembers was walking in the doors and seeing smiling old people," replied Chii, all the while oblivious as a day old baby.
This just aggravated Gendo more, "How could you be an anime villain? I set about to take down God himself, I made large fighting robot things just to torture people, I even managed to kill off most of humanity..."
At this point Fuma interrupted Gendo, "Oh give it a rest, you crazy Amish you. We all know about your plan since you like to tell us about it at least once a day. Man! Sometimes you are worse about it then the fans of your show. Besides I came so close to the same thing myself."
"Yeah till you where stopped by your 'friend'" commented Gendo while making quoting motions with his hands, "pansy"
"What was that Gendo?! At least I did something, you just sat around in that pose of yours." Fuma fumed. At this time other villains had begun to make their way towards the growing commotion.
The argument preceded on the topic of pansies, length of time in the anime just spent sitting in a chair, and something was vaguely heard about one or the other being a magical wish granting fairy man. After sometime Chii began to randomly point at things and call them Hideki. (Why? Don't ask me I am just the author, I don't even begin to ponder what could go on in her empty expanse of a brain.)
Due to Chii's sudden actions the argument had stopped and every one was beginning to back away in fear that either her head would start spinning or that they had in some way released a great evil upon themselves, or at the very least something slightly itchy.
Then, as suddenly as it had started the pointing and the saying of Hideki stopped. By this time everyone was really perplexed and wondering what they had done to deserve this. When suddenly Chii began, what they all decided later must be what sent her to Wal-Mart, a deep bunny introspective. As Chii was replaced by a bunny character and the background became cartoonish, every person who had been in the area ran for their lives. Many headed for the pillow isle, while others opted for the stuffed animals in the toy section, all in an effort to shield themselves with something soft and comfy from the coming evil.