Hugs to all of you wonderful people at the Dove.
More hugs to Kitty for organizing the Seanfhocal circle.
Even more hugs to Miri, my beta.
And hugs to Marek, because he to very huggable.
April 1st, 429 H.E.
Can drink Myles of Olau under table.
June 17th, 429 H.E.
Cooper had prime minister's son and weeny
redheaded page over for "a drink". Ha! Could drink weeny redhead under table!
Could drink Cooper under table!
Would make better King of Thieves than Cooper.
October 26th, 429 H.E.
Weeny redhead has visited Cooper every night
for past week to disappear into Cooper's room where they do something involving
a lot of shouting and occasional crashes. Cooper says are "cleaning ear
collection". Suspect are playing innocent game of find the codpiece without me.
*sulk* Cooper gets to have all the fun because is King of Thieves.
November 20th, 430 H.E.
Cooper gave weeny redhead new pony as
"birthday present". Cor! Cooper never gave me birthday present!
Still not King of Thieves.
November 21st, 430 H.E.
Birthday pony not even stolen! King of
Thieves obviously gone senile in old age (nearly 20!). Would make much better
King of Thieves as am not senile and can drink current King of Thieves under
table.
July 13th, 431 H.E.
Weeny redhead and prime minister's son came to
see Cooper. Brought "Raoul" (big dumb type - would make big bucks if became
professional thug; must remember this as may have need of professional thug when
am King of Thieves) and "Johnny" (nancy boy - could definitely drink under
table). Cooper overjoyed at new friends. Suspect Cooper is boy-lover. Do not
blame him. Johnny v. good-looking if do say so myself.
Later...
Just had terrifying thought: if Cooper is boy-lover the
"innocent game of find the codpiece" mentioned in entry of October 26th not
innocent-type game at all.
July 23rd, 431 H.E.
Cooper says may not play find the codpiece with
Johnny. Cooper so selfish. Keeps four boyfriends all to self when oldest friend
has none. *sulk*
December 17th, 431 H.E.
Ha! Have succeeded in stealing king of
Tortall's midwinter roast. If this does not make me king of thieves, do not know
what will.
March 1st, 436 H.E.
Still not King of Thieves. Still no boyfriend.
April 5th, 436 H.E.
Cooper gone on vacation with redheaded
boyfriend. Says to watch rogue while gone.
Later...
Think will invite remaining boyfriends over. Offer v.
kind: boyfriends must miss Cooper v. much, but will undoubtedly be overjoyed to
go on date with man whose nose is not threatening to leap off face and start own
Court of Rogue.
Midwinter, 436 H.E.
Weeny redhead actually weeny redhead girl.
Cooper knew of course. Has played many, many games of "find the codpiece" with
weeny redhead.
Still not King of Thieves.
September 28th, 437
Cooper appears to have settled down permanently
with weeny redhead girl. Does this mean other boyfriends now unattached?
July 1st, 438
Have mysteriously disappeared from face of Tortall
much to sorrow of many fangirls, namely Cecily. Guess will never be King of
Thieves.