Ohayo minna-san! How are you? I hope you're in the mood for some delicious YAOI. That's right. This is YAOI. That means men and men doing the wild thing. At any rate, if you are a close-minded bastard who wants to rid the world and the net of Yaoi, go to hell. I don't appreciate and therefore will not tolerate any type of flame. It has to be constructive criticism. If not, then go away and I never want to hear from you. I love reviews and all, but not mean ones. I hope I didn't scare you off with my ranting, but sorry if I hurt your feelings ok? I'm actually a nice person.

Duo- sure you are! Me- what? Am I that distrustful? Duo- you authors are all weird. Me- I know that! Every single author is. Including me! I'm proud of it! But really Duo, I'm selectively nice. Can you blame me? I'm a NekoSaiya- jin! You know that! Duo- still. You're scary when you're pissed. Me- I only got pissed because you guys stole my Hentai Yaoi Manga! Duo- is silent Me- I thought so. Any ways. On to the story! It's what could've happened had Vegeta-sei not been blown up. I don't like DB GT so I kind of kill Vegeta Jr. and Goku Jr.

(HINT: Some one dies, but it's not Bardock!)

Chapter 1: Bardock and the Boys

Bardock was still in the mess hall and telling the people they were all dead when they all of a sudden became quiet. Bardock stopped suddenly and his eyes were wide. A ship suddenly popped out of nowhere. A small boy hopped out and looked around.

"You there, are you Kakarotto's father?"

Every one took one look and bowed. They were on their knees and so was Bardock.

"Hey!" Cried the boy. "Answer my question!"

"Yes Vegeta-sama." He replied shakily.

"Sama? What are you talking about?"

"You are the Saiya-jin no Ouji!" Bardock said loudly. Then he noticed something. "But where is your tail?"

"I've never had a tail. My name is Vegeta Jr. I am from Chikyu-sei. I was born and raised there."

All of a sudden, another boy popped out of the space ship. He jumped onto Vegeta Jr. and started laughing.

"He called you a prince!"

Vegeta Jr. rolled his eyes, counted to 10 and then pried the boy from his arms.

"This, baka, is your great, great, great, great, great, great grandfather Bardock."

"Wow! Nice to meet you!" Cried the energetic little boy. "My name is Goku Jr.!"

Bardock gaped. The name was so familiar! He finally remembered.

"My sons name on Chikyu-sei is Goku!"

"Yes. And we are your descendants. Well he is. I am the (6 greats) grandson of Vegeta no Ouji. We came here to stop the destruction of Vegeta -sei. Now hurry up and let's go!"

The two boys ran up the stairs leaving a flabbergasted bunch of Saiya-jins. They along with Bardock flew up to the space ship. They had no trouble getting up there. Once they made it there they flew inside. Bardock showed them around and they walked into the chambers of Freezer. Freezer and his men turned around and glared at the three new entries.

"Hey ugly!" Yelled Vegeta Jr.

"Vegeta, don't you mean uglies? They're all ugly." Piped up Goku Jr.

"Yeah whatever. Uglies! You prepared to die?"

Freezer and his men Zarbon and Dadoria were laughing as hard as they possibly could. Vegeta glared and they slowly stopped.

"So the little Ouji thinks he can stop me? Zarbon, Dadoria, get rid of them."

The two shot after the children and stopped dead in their tracks. Both the children laughed wildly and pushed their hands through their golden spikes.

Freezer was livid. "WHAT!!! Two Super Saiya-jins???"

"HA!!! There are more in our time. Want to know a secret? You are supposed to be defeated by Bardock's son. He becomes the first one. You don't actually die because your dad saves you. Then you go back to Chikyu- sei for revenge, and Vegeta's son kills you. You really had a bad life ne? Well, to save you from all that, you will die now."

With that, the children killed the two right hand men and grabbed Freezer.

"We're going to let the rest of them deal with you."

They carried Freezer back down to the mess hall and gave the irate Ice-jin to the Saiya-jins.

"The Saiya-jin race will never be enslaved ever again!" Vegeta Jr. yelled as loud as possible.

A chorus of songs went around and they beat Freezer to death with a ki whip. After he was pronounced dead, the children disintegrated him and buried his ashes in the sewers.

Bardock stepped forward and thanked the two boys.

"Thank you so much. I was able to see our demise and I was about to try and stop it. If you hadn't come, I wouldn't have been able to do this. You are always welcome to Vegeta-sei. May you live long lives and have healthy families."

The boys nodded and started fading out. They smiled sadly.

"To do this we sacrificed our selves. Please don't make our sacrifice in vain Bardock. Go get your son back and help restore the whole Saiya-jin Empire. We trust that you can do this."

The time machine and the two boys vanished completely with out a trace.