(follows chapters 245, and part of 246 of the manga and the beginning of the Shippuden series)
(This is an alternate version of Naruto where he's Naruko (more known as his Sexy-no-jutsu), but he was never a boy.
I don't own Naruto. Naruto is copyrighted by Masashi Kishimoto.
This is the continuation of :iconmattwilson83: Naruko series. Flashbacks are from his stories.)
2 figures appear in front of Konoha's gate. "It's been about 2 and a half years..." the shorter one says. "...Indeed," the bulkier one agrees. The shorter, feminine one runs ahead and climbs up a pole. The bulkier one walks, revealing that he's Jiraya. Jiraya pauses. "Haha... She's certainly cheerful today, isn't she?"
The girl reaches the top of the pole. "Finally!" She reveals that she is Naruko Uzumaki. "I missed this place! It hasn't changed a bit!" She hopped with excitement. She looks over to the mountain and sees Hokage Tsunade's face added to it. "So, they added her to the mountain! Ha!"
"You've grown a lot, haven't you Naruko?"
Naruko and Jiraya turn around to find Kakashi sitting on a roof, reading a book in the Make-Out series. "Yo!" Kakashi yells.
"Kakashi-sensei!" Naruko jumps off the pole onto the roof and hugs him. "You haven't changed a bit!" She pauses for a second. "Wait! I have something for you!" She reaches to her back pouch. "This thing was rotting my pouch... I don't see why you guys like this series." She pulled out a book and gave it to Kakashi.
"WHA...WHAT?" Kakashi jumped back shocked at the sight of the book. It was Make-Out Tactics, the 3rd book of the Make-Out Series.
"What's the big deal? I thought it was boring..." Naruko wondered.
"Hmph... a girl doesn't understand the beauty of good literature," Jiraya said to himself, "It's not even released yet..."
"Sorry, Naruko... How about some ramen?" Kakashi asked her. Naruko hopped again and jumped off the roof. "I guess that's a yes."
"Yeah! To Ichiraku!" Naruko squealed.
As they were walking, Jiraya and Kakashi struck up a conversation. "As promised, Naruko is back in your care..." Jiraya said. Kakashi looked up from his book with a confused look, as if Jiraya was going to reveal a big secret. "I fear the Akatsuki is about to make its move soon... I'm going to head around and gather as much information as I can..." Jiraya was interupted by a girl screaming.
Naruko was looking at a pink-haired girl. "Sa-Sakura?"
"Wha... Naruko?" Sakura said back. Naruko and Sakura hugged each other. "How are you? I haven't seen you in like two years!"
"I'm doing okay. Kakashi-sensei is taking me to get some ramen. How are you Sakura?" Naruko replied.
"Kakashi-sensei? He's taking you to get some ramen? Like a date?" Sakura asked.
"What? No way in hell! I just got back, it's like a present."
"Okay, sorry. So how do I look? More like a woman right?"
"Yeah, how about me?"
"Same," Sakura smiled.
"Naruko!" A voice appeared out of nowhere. "Sexy no Jutsu!" Naruko and Sakura were startled, Jiraya was excited, and Kakashi didn't notice. The jutsu ended and Konohamaru stood there. "How was that?"
"Konohamaru!" Naruko screamed angerly. "You little pervert! I should've never taught you that!"
Konohamaru jumped back scared. "Naruko, calm down. Konohamaru here is terrified," Kakashi told her, "I would expect this from Sakura, but not you..." With that being said, Sakura got upset. "I... shouldn't have said that..."
"Kakashi." A woman came up. It was Tsunade. Kakashi shut his book. "The nostalgia ends here."
"Right... It's been a while hasn't it Naruko and Sakura?" Kakashi told them. They looked at Kakashi. "From now on, we are a team, but it's not teacher and pupil anymore. Starting today, we are equal Konoha Shinobis." He pulls out something from their past... two silver bells. "Well, I'm curious about how well you developed."
Naruko and Sakura looked at the bells with some excitement. "Let me guess, same as before?" Naruko asked.
Kakashi appeared to smile under his mask. "Took the words out of my mouth. Now if you don't come at me with the intent to kill, you won't get the bells."
"Wait, what about ramen?" Naruko asked.
"We'll see. Now off to the practice area." Kakashi instructed.
When they arrived at the location, Kakashi reinformed them about the rules. "The rules are same as before. No matter how you do it, get these bells away from me. You have until sunrise."
Sakura and Naruko felt a jolt of nostalgia instantly. "Wow, it hasn't change, I missed this place." Naruko said, with Sakura agreeing.
"Ah, this was where you had your first training session right?" Kakashi asked.
"Team 7..." Sakura remembered.
"The Three-Man Team..." Naruko added.
"We had Sasuke around also didn't we?" Kakashi added.
Naruko and Sakura looked depressed after hearing the name. They suddenly fell into a void of sadness, sniffing. Kakashi looked at them stunned, "I guess his name is taboo for these girls..." Kakashi shut his book, having them look up. "Well then, shall we begin?"
"You aren't going to read this time are you?" Naruko asked, putting her headband on like Sakura's, and Sakura putting on her gloves.
"Or did you already finish it?" Sakura asked.
"No, I will enjoy it later," Kakashi explained while putting in his back pouch, "besides, this time I'll need to take it more seriously." Kakashi revealed his Sharingan.
After a minute of silence, Naruko threw some Shuriken at Kakashi. He ducked and threw some back. Naruko jumped and dodged into the air. Kakashi threw some more while she was in the air. "Crap! Shadow Clone!" Her clone grabbed her and moved her out of the way.
"Wow, she was stuck in mid-air so she used a Shadow Clone to get her out of the way!" Sakura observed.
When Naruko got on the ground, she transformed her clone into a Windmill Shuriken, but before she got to throw it, Kakashi appeared and grabbed her head and wrist, but he didn't notice when one of Naruko's Shadow Clones got behind him with a Kunai in her hand.
(Her use of the Shadow Clones has improved...) Kakashi thought to himself. "Well, your haste hasn't changed has it?" Naruko smiled while Kakashi was silent. Kakashi had a flashback.
("Now let's forget the dunce and we'll start on my signal."
The word dunce echoed through Naruko's head, and it really made her angry. In an instant she whipped out a kunai and was ready to pounce, shocking Sakura, but without even seeing him move, Kakashi had grabbed Naruko's arm and was pointing her own kunai at the back of her head. Making the other two all the more nervous. He was far more powerful than they had given him credit for.
"I didn't say go." Kakashi stated calmly. "But you struck to kill, at least you respect me. I might actually get to like you three." He chuckled.)
(You've matured haven't you Naruko?) Kakashi thought. "Alright... Start!" He disappeared.
Sakura looked around. (Above? Right? Left? Behind? If he's not anywhere...) She thought. "BELOW!" She slammed her fist on the ground, causing it to crumble as if it were an earthquake. Naruko jumped back.
(HOLY SHI-!) Naruko thought.
Kakashi was stunned underneath the shattered floor. (Wha... what insane power! The fifth Hokage taught you more than medical ninjustu didn't she?)
"Kakashi-sensei, I found you," Sakura said as if she were a happy child.
(That power... maybe I should've trained with her instead of Jiraya...) Naruko thought stunned.
(She builds up the maximum amount of chakra in her fist, then releases it in an instant. Without precise chakra control, she couldn't do that. It's a real feat. Medical Ninjutsu plus amazing strength... no, that's not all. Because Sakura was originally a Genjutsu type... she may become an even better ninja than the fifth...) Kakashi thought. "Alright, this time I should also do something on my end..."