Hello readers! EGfan06 here with a special one-shot that is so stupid it will leave you saying: "What just happened?"
I do not own Elemental Gelade!
Night was finally settling in as the quintet began to get out the food and roast the hot dogs. Cisqua, Rowen, and Kuea decided to take a vacation break and head out in the wilderness to camp, and Cou and Ren asked if they could come along.
As the group was preparing to eat, they noticed something that no one would have expected around this time.
"Hey! Where's Kuea?" Cisqua said with alarm.
Meanwhile…
Kuea was wandering around the forest, enjoying the spectacle of nature. She then noticed the light of the sun was getting dimmer.
"Crud," Kuea said with a moan. "I better get back to the others."
CRASH!
Suddenly, three figures appeared out of the trees. They were huge…and apparently Mexican food. Anthropomorphic Mexican food.
"Food…that can walk…" Kuea drooled. "YAY! YAY! YAY!"
"Quiet!" one of them, a giant tortilla chip, said with anger, grabbing Kuea. "We will take you to the master."
The group of Mexican food did as instructed, taking her to a giant taco.
""You are Kuea, is that correct?" the taco asked. Kuea nodded, still drooling.
"I am (say these next words with a dynamic voice!) ULTRA MIGHTY TACO MAN!"
Kuea just stared, a large sweat drop on her face. "What kind of a name is that?"
"It was either that, or just Taco man," UMTM replied. "Now, DANCE!"
Kuea responded by dancing to "Pump it", conveniently on a radio the giant Mexican food had.
UMTM just stared. "What. The. Heck."
He flourished in anger. "I wanted you to dance to Friday, not that!"
"That song stinks!" Kuea stuck her tongue out at the large taco. "Now, if you don't mind, I'm GONNA EAT YA ALL!"
She attacked one of them, a large enchilada. She devoured him completely.
"No! Ultra mighty Enchilada man!" said a large burrito. He rushed forward to squish Kuea, but she was too fast, and devoured him, too.
She then attacked the large corn chip, grabbing on to his leg. The corn chip screamed and ran away, Kuea in tow.
Meanwhile…
The others were waiting for Kuea to come back when Cou noticed something. "Is that a…giant corn chip?"
"And is that Kuea holding on to its leg?" Ren pointed out.
Apparently it was, and Kuea devoured the chip whole. The rest of the group just stared.
"I WILL HAVE REVENGE!" UMTM came forward and nearly stepped on Kuea, but Kuea ate his leg…then the rest of him.
"VICTORY IS MINE! YAY YAY YAY!
The rest of the group just stared.