"Hi! I'm Raventail, my sister Blissheart was a really strange cat; actually she still is. The Author of this story decided to call it 333 ways to get kicked out of AshClan but I would really call it The Troubles With Blissheart. This is mainly focused on when she was an apprentice because that was when she was at her weirdest…"
1 Become an apprentice.
"Blisskit from this moment on until you receive your warrior name you shall be known as Blisspaw, your mentor will be Ebonyfur" said Silverstar.
The clan warmly greeted the new apprentices.
"Ravenpaw! Blisspaw! Rowanpaw! Opalpaw!"
Suddenly Blisspaw stood up
"I have something to say…"
The clan looked at her strangely.
"Do you wanna build a snow man!? Or ride a bike around the halls?"
Silverstar was starting to reconsider making her an apprentice.
2 Play Pokémon.
"Blisspaw come out it's time to do some training!" called Ebonyfur
The apprentice didn't seem to notice her but called out,
"Go Typhlosion kill that Dragonite"
Ebonyfur was concerned, she peeped into the den. Blisspaw was playing a DSi
"are you okay?" Her mentor asked
"I'm PERFECTLY FINE ITS JUST THIS STUPID DRAGONITE WONT DIE!"
Ebonyfur backed out of the den slowly. She ran to Silverstar's den
"SILVERSTAR! HELP ME!"
3 Train after playing Pokémon
Ebonyfur was trying to get Blisspaw to train but she was too occupied calling out Pokémon moves to other apprentices.
"Rowanpaw use FLAMETHROWER!" she cried
Rowanpaw shrugged and used TAKEDOWN instead.
"Noooo" said Blisspaw "you'll get recoil damage"
True enough Rowanpaw was walking around dizzily.
Ebonyfur attempted another method instead
"umm, Blisspaw use TACKLE."
Blisspaw obeyed instantly. She attacked Rowanpaw bowling him over.
Ebonyfur grinned, she had found a way to make her train
4 Go missing
"Has anyone seen Ebonyfur?" asked Silverstar
Opalpaw shook her head
"last I saw she was with Blisspaw."
The leader and the apprentice searched the camp and they were nowhere to be seen.
Suddenly Rowanpaw came bounding into camp
"I found them!" he said breathlessly
"show me" said Silverstar
Rowanpaw led the AshClan leader and Opalpaw to a grassy clearing where Ebonyfur and Blisspaw were having a link battle on their DSi
"yeah my Feraligatr totally KILLED your Typhlosion with WATER CANNON" cried Ebonyfur triumphantly
"Umm" said Blisspaw "they only faint…"
Ebonyfur started to rage "ALL THAT WORK, FOR NOTHING? AND THEY ONLY FAINT IT SHOULD'VE DIED!"
The three other cats took this as a cue to leave.
"She's becoming like Blisspaw!"
5 Become obsessed with star wars
Blisspaw and Rowanpaw were fighting with 'Light sabres', actually they were sticks.
"I AM YOUR FATHER" said Blisspaw in a raspy voice
Rowanpaw chimed in with a "NOOOOOOOO!"
The red-brown apprentice fell backward and pretended to fall.
Ebonyfur watched in amusement, then had a sudden idea and ran off.
She came back later holding a good sized stick in her jaws.
"I shall defeat you Vader!"
Silverstar gave a worried look to Fallenheart who shrugged.
"Herbs won't heal this"
6 Hide in a box
Silverstar was walking through a pretty grassy clearing looking for herbs. The sun shone brightly and the birds chirped in the trees. That's when he stubbed his toes on the box. How could've he not seen that coming. He shook the thought off. Suddenly the box called out,
"Please don't hurt me! I'm just a box of tomatoes fairly!"
Silverstar frowned, that voice was familiar… he pried open the box with one paw.
Blisspaw burst out, with this weird curl on her head, saying
"White flag! I surrender!" in an Italian accent
Silverstar growled.
Blisspaw fled for the safety of camp.
7 Read warriors
"hey Fallenheart!" said Blisspaw "I was reading this awesome book; but in it there was this annoying blind grumpy cat like you!"
"Really" growled Fallenheart, he was becoming increasingly frustrated with the apprentice, "was he a medicine cat too?"
"Yes" said Blisspaw happily "how did you know?"
Fallenheart was about to reply, but Ravenpaw came in.
"Blisspaw your needed" he said and shot a sympathetic glance at the blind medicine cat
Fallenheart harrumphed just like Jayfeather.
8 Read a Fanfic
Blisspaw managed to get her paws on a computer. She was constantly hooked on her computer muttering about how long this author was taking to update their story. She suddenly had a great idea and started to write.
9 Write a Fanfic
Ravenpaw came across Blisspaw's computer one day and instantly began to read the story she had posted. He had to admit it was great; that was until he found out the pairings Blisspaw had written.
"BLISSPAW WHY ON EARTH AM I PAIRED UP WITH OPALPAW?!" he yowled angrily
10 Sing a song
One morning Blisspaw was going around singing a song:
"and I was like Baby, Baby oh"
Silverstar came over in a flash.
"I can tolerate most things you do" he growled "but just don't sing THAT"
Blisspaw nodded making a mental note never to do it again. He looked angry…
Later on Silverstar found himself humming that blasted tune
11 Be something
Blisspaw was acting really strangely by rolling around and claiming to rescue mobinis from everyone. She also claimed that she could spin dash.
it was weird.
12 Become a warrior
… and Blisspaw from this moment on you shall be known as Blissheart!" said Silverstar
Once again the clan greeted them; but Blissheart didn't seem to be paying attention.
"Raventail, Rowanclaw, Opalpelt, Blissheart!"
Blissheart stood up and said.
"I think I got it, but just in case tell me again I wasn't listening at all."
Silverstar sighed with exasperation while Ebonyfur laughed.
And that's all folks!
This is the Alphabetily one-shot challenge for CookieClan!
The first person to PM me and tell me what 6, 11 and 12 came from they get cookies!
Also this is going to possibly be discontinued… unless there are enough demands! :D
one thing is that there may be a really long wait because I have heaps of stories to write
Please review and send in ideas – it's always appreciated!
Disclaimer I do not own: warriors and the other stuff in this story. Except for my stuff.
-Blue~