Person A owns a flower shop and person B comes storming in one day, slaps 20 bucks on the counter and says "How do I passive-aggressively say fuck you in flower?"
All of a sudden the door bursts open and then there's 20 bucks in my hand.
What the fuck?
"Here's some cash. Now how do I passive-aggressively say 'fuck you' in flowers?"
Dear lord she's beautiful.
"Umm hi... Sorry, what?"
"Didn't you hear me? I need the perfect way to say 'fuck you' to my lying, cheating bastard of a boyfriend in flowers. Twenty dollars is enough, right?"
I didn't know what to say. Who dared to anger this green-eyed goddess? Obviously this boyfriend of hers must be an idiot. Or very brave because she looked like she was going to rip him apart. She was still looking at me with irritation and I said the first thing that came to mind.
"Right. Yea, so if you're looking for a full bouquet of 'fuck you' we could put some orange lilies in, they usually stand for hatred. We could add some yellow carnations for disappointment and maybe some geraniums for stupidity. Also, I do dyed flowers so it couldn't hurt to dye some roses black and add them to the mix."
She looked at me with a dubious expression, "Basically you want me to buy a bouquet of orange, yellow, purple, and black flowers?"
"Yupp, meaning-wise they're the perfect amount of anger and disappointment. Visually, the whole bouquet would look hideous, even to a guy who obviously can't see."
For the first time since she burst through those doors the anger in her eyes was quieted down.
"What do you mean?"
"I mean that you're easily the most beautiful woman to have walked into my quaint little flower shop. And possibly the feistiest one as well."
"Oh... Well, you should know that I'm in a soon-to-be terminated relationship. And I don't think I'll be getting into another relationship anytime soon." The anger was back, but this time it was accompanied by pain.
Whoever this cheating boyfriend is, he really broke her heart.
"I can wait. In the meantime I'm Enzo. Do you want to get started on the bouquet that'll make your current relationship a thing of the past? I'll even show you how to dye the roses."
The smile on her face might've caused my heart to skip. "Yea, I'd like that. I'm Bonnie by the way. Bonnie Bennett."
"It's lovely to meet you Bonnie Bennett. If you come this way I can show you how to dye the roses, then we can go pick out the rest of the flowers. This boyfriend of yours won't even know what's coming at him."
Author's Notes: First fic. First time using the ff publishing... thing. My main concern is that I haven't done it right. Anyways, I hope you all enjoy! If you have any concerns or anything nice that you want to say then comment below!