Tenderloins

by Cyberchao X

Short and stupid. Came up with it while playing the game and working on getting the cooking mastery titles. Seeing as how longer fanfiction has eluded me as of late, though, this is progress. Oneshot.

Tenderloins

by Cyberchao X

CCX: Greetings! I've been having trouble coming up with some good unoriginal stuff :P, but I've managed to come up with a workable idea for a short, stupid fanfic. Here to make the disclaimer is…a random talking cow.

Cow: CCX does not own Tales of Symphonia or any of the characters, MOO!

"And now," the Wonder Chef said, "I shall teach you how to make Tenderloin."

"I may not be a master chef like you, buddy, but I already know all about tender loins," Zelos interrupted, grinning.

"I'll bet," Sheena said.

"Oh, so you don't remember the other night?"

"What are you talking about?"

"Oh, right, I thought I heard some strange noises coming from Sheena's room at the inn a couple of nights ago," Raine said.

"It sounded like…laughter," Presea added.

"You mean that wasn't a nightmare brought on by too much wine?" Sheena asked, horrified.

"Nope, hunny, you were so diggin' the Z-man," Zelos grinned. Colette looked confused, and Lloyd had to suppress laughter.

"Excuse me? What about my Tenderloin?" a perturbed Wonder Chef asked.

"Tenderloin!" Lloyd burst out into hysterical laughter, and the others followed suit when Sheena attacked him, then the Wonder Chef. "Stop mocking me!" she cried.

"Oh, the hell with it," the Wonder Chef said, vanishing in a puff of smoke.

"Wait!" Genis cried, "Take me with yooooooouuu!"