Xelloss: But why do I have to be with the princess? Can I at least be with
someone who doesn't sing happy songs? *whine whine*
LoC:........ Sore wa himitsu desu! And no you're with Ameria, I payed Zelas for renting you......
Zelas: *off in the distance* Damn strait! These are good ciggies!
LoC and Xel: *sweatdrop*
LoC: Well anyways...... You may ignore the chain smoking wolf and the fruitcake mazoku who is......cuddling a Zelgabunny doll just to annoy me....... *whacks the named namagomi*
Xelloss: ^.^
LoC and Zelas: ......Massochist.....
Enter the Slayers group into a large extremely humid jungle, the trees above block out most light making midday look like twilight. Lina, Gourry, Sylpheel, Zelgadis, and Ameria are walking deeper into the jungle.
Lina: Aaaaaaaaah! It's too hot! I can't take this anymore!!! *takes off her cloak and tosses it into the bushes*
Gourry: Oh! I know what she's doing!
Group: *shocked* You do?
Gourry: *very proud* Uh-huh, she's doing a striptease! But Lina....... You really have nothing to tease with.....
Lina: FIREBALL!!!!
Crispy Gourry: What did I do?
Sylpheel: Gourry-sama! *begins healing him*
*Xelloss pops in standing on top of Lina's head*
Xelloss: Lina's doing a striptease? That might be interesting......
Lina: *facevaults*
Ameria: Mr. Xelloss! What are you doing here?
Xelloss: Well.....
Zelgadis: ......Don't even.......
Xelloss: Actually I heard there was a powerful holy item somewhere in this jungle and in my freetime I decided to go see what it was and maybe lay a few more traps there!
Group: .........
Xelloss: But anyways, I was going through the jungle when I heard the typical call of everyone's favorite Dragon Spooker!
Lina: ......Don't push it Xel.......
Ameria: Mr. Xelloss that was unjust! *takes a pose on a tree limb above* You should never tease someone just because they don't have what all other women 3 years younger than them have! In the name of Justice I command you to stop teasing miss Lina!
Lina: A...ME.....RIA!!!!!!! *breaks down tree and grabs Ameria* Here's some justice for you you......
*Lina begins stretching Ameria in previously unthought of positions*
Ameria: Miss..... Lina..... Please stop...... This really hurts!
Lina: It's supposed to!
Xelloss: *sitting in air with his fruitcake smile as he watches the fight continue* Yare, yare.... So I suppose you don't want the information on the relic Lina? You seem rather preoccupied..... I'll just go set some more traps.... *starts to float off*
Lina: *quits abusing Ameria* Wait Xel! *grabs his cloak and hauls him back to earth* What information? What do you know about this? Tellmetellmetellmetellmetellme!
Xelloss: Um well.... Sore wa himitsu desu?
Zelgadis: This is going to hurt.... A lot....
Lina: Xelloss....
Xelloss: Oh my.... Ummmmm.... Well actually the information....
*they are interrupted by a loud crashing sound headed towards them*
Ameria: *getting up* Owwww.... *sees Lina on top of Xelloss strangling him* Miss Lina! This is not the time or the place to do that kind of thing! *turns around* What's.....?
*Xelloss suddenly teleports grabs Ameria and teleports again just as a gigantic green wingless dragon breaks through the trees*
Gourry: A dragon!
Zelgadis: You noticed....
*group takes battle stance*
Lina: What is that? I thought dragons have wings!
Xelloss: *appearing behind them with Ameria in his arms* That was one of the things I was going to tell you about, these are what dragons evolved from, you might call them cave dragons....
Filia: *making guest appearance just to whack Xelloss with mace-sama* Baka mazoku!
Xelloss: *on floor in severe pain* itaiiiiiii...........
Ameria: Ummmmmm...... Miss Filia........ Maybe you shouldn't hit Mr. Xelloss so hard...........
Lina: You'll have to finish this later Filia! We've got trouble and you aren't even supposed to be in this episode!
Filia: ............. *runs off in tears for no apparant reason*
Group and cave dragon: .;;
A rather beaten Xelloss: Well, there's one other thing you should know about cave dragons.......
*he is interrupted by a loud roar and the dragon charging forward*
Gourry: Gaoooo!~ Hey Lina, remember when we did that play? When I was the....... *Lina beats him into the dirt*
Lina: Yes I do Gourry...... FIREBALL! Ha, now that that's over with why don't we....... Eh?
*through the smoke from the fireball a large form is slowly revealed, and the cave dragon steps forward slowly*
Xelloss: Yare yare...... What I was about to say is that cave dragons are immune to magic, you're better off running away Lina......
Lina: Never! *grabs Gourry and uses him as a sword*
Gourry: Linaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
CD: (hey typing cave dragon over and over again is a waste yah know........) Gaooooo!~ (sounds remakably like Gourry don't you think? maybe it's in comparative brain capacity..... *snicker*)
LoC: Being hit with 200 lbs of blonde brainless swordsman weilded by a flat red headed sorceress the dragon obviously evolved a bit and learned how to fly, unfortunately he didn't learn how to land........ And...... Uh- oh........ Well it seems we have to get back to the story......... Ne Lina chan?...... *runs*
Lina: I'll get you later.........
Sylpheel: (in background) Gouury sama, are you alright? *looks at unconcious Gourry*
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End of Chapter 1
keep hoping children, I may write soon.......
Lina: YOU! Whadda yah mean by flat chested huh?!?!?!?!
LoC: Ehhhhhh....... Why nothing Lina chan! I was just..... Er........ Stating that they're perfectly balanced with your figure! You're perfect! Really!
Lina: ............... *not buying it*
LoC: .............. *knows shes not buying it*
Xelloss: .................. *knows shes not buying it and enjoying watching*
Lina: How about you follow me into this dark room off stage...... *drags him away*
LoC: Mercy! princessprincessprincess!Ahhhhh............. *door shuts*
Xelloss: *wincing at sounds coming from room* Oh my........ That will leave a mark...... No....... Several.......
Filia: *creeps up behind Xelloss with mace sama* CAVE DRAGONS?!?!?! *smashes him into stage*
Xelloss: Itai..................
LoC: *dragged out by Lina* Pain........ Though I take back the part about the flat chest......... She wraps it.........
Lina: *turning crimson* You looked?!?!??
LoC: Sore wa himitsu desu!
END
LoC:........ Sore wa himitsu desu! And no you're with Ameria, I payed Zelas for renting you......
Zelas: *off in the distance* Damn strait! These are good ciggies!
LoC and Xel: *sweatdrop*
LoC: Well anyways...... You may ignore the chain smoking wolf and the fruitcake mazoku who is......cuddling a Zelgabunny doll just to annoy me....... *whacks the named namagomi*
Xelloss: ^.^
LoC and Zelas: ......Massochist.....
Enter the Slayers group into a large extremely humid jungle, the trees above block out most light making midday look like twilight. Lina, Gourry, Sylpheel, Zelgadis, and Ameria are walking deeper into the jungle.
Lina: Aaaaaaaaah! It's too hot! I can't take this anymore!!! *takes off her cloak and tosses it into the bushes*
Gourry: Oh! I know what she's doing!
Group: *shocked* You do?
Gourry: *very proud* Uh-huh, she's doing a striptease! But Lina....... You really have nothing to tease with.....
Lina: FIREBALL!!!!
Crispy Gourry: What did I do?
Sylpheel: Gourry-sama! *begins healing him*
*Xelloss pops in standing on top of Lina's head*
Xelloss: Lina's doing a striptease? That might be interesting......
Lina: *facevaults*
Ameria: Mr. Xelloss! What are you doing here?
Xelloss: Well.....
Zelgadis: ......Don't even.......
Xelloss: Actually I heard there was a powerful holy item somewhere in this jungle and in my freetime I decided to go see what it was and maybe lay a few more traps there!
Group: .........
Xelloss: But anyways, I was going through the jungle when I heard the typical call of everyone's favorite Dragon Spooker!
Lina: ......Don't push it Xel.......
Ameria: Mr. Xelloss that was unjust! *takes a pose on a tree limb above* You should never tease someone just because they don't have what all other women 3 years younger than them have! In the name of Justice I command you to stop teasing miss Lina!
Lina: A...ME.....RIA!!!!!!! *breaks down tree and grabs Ameria* Here's some justice for you you......
*Lina begins stretching Ameria in previously unthought of positions*
Ameria: Miss..... Lina..... Please stop...... This really hurts!
Lina: It's supposed to!
Xelloss: *sitting in air with his fruitcake smile as he watches the fight continue* Yare, yare.... So I suppose you don't want the information on the relic Lina? You seem rather preoccupied..... I'll just go set some more traps.... *starts to float off*
Lina: *quits abusing Ameria* Wait Xel! *grabs his cloak and hauls him back to earth* What information? What do you know about this? Tellmetellmetellmetellmetellme!
Xelloss: Um well.... Sore wa himitsu desu?
Zelgadis: This is going to hurt.... A lot....
Lina: Xelloss....
Xelloss: Oh my.... Ummmmm.... Well actually the information....
*they are interrupted by a loud crashing sound headed towards them*
Ameria: *getting up* Owwww.... *sees Lina on top of Xelloss strangling him* Miss Lina! This is not the time or the place to do that kind of thing! *turns around* What's.....?
*Xelloss suddenly teleports grabs Ameria and teleports again just as a gigantic green wingless dragon breaks through the trees*
Gourry: A dragon!
Zelgadis: You noticed....
*group takes battle stance*
Lina: What is that? I thought dragons have wings!
Xelloss: *appearing behind them with Ameria in his arms* That was one of the things I was going to tell you about, these are what dragons evolved from, you might call them cave dragons....
Filia: *making guest appearance just to whack Xelloss with mace-sama* Baka mazoku!
Xelloss: *on floor in severe pain* itaiiiiiii...........
Ameria: Ummmmmm...... Miss Filia........ Maybe you shouldn't hit Mr. Xelloss so hard...........
Lina: You'll have to finish this later Filia! We've got trouble and you aren't even supposed to be in this episode!
Filia: ............. *runs off in tears for no apparant reason*
Group and cave dragon: .;;
A rather beaten Xelloss: Well, there's one other thing you should know about cave dragons.......
*he is interrupted by a loud roar and the dragon charging forward*
Gourry: Gaoooo!~ Hey Lina, remember when we did that play? When I was the....... *Lina beats him into the dirt*
Lina: Yes I do Gourry...... FIREBALL! Ha, now that that's over with why don't we....... Eh?
*through the smoke from the fireball a large form is slowly revealed, and the cave dragon steps forward slowly*
Xelloss: Yare yare...... What I was about to say is that cave dragons are immune to magic, you're better off running away Lina......
Lina: Never! *grabs Gourry and uses him as a sword*
Gourry: Linaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
CD: (hey typing cave dragon over and over again is a waste yah know........) Gaooooo!~ (sounds remakably like Gourry don't you think? maybe it's in comparative brain capacity..... *snicker*)
LoC: Being hit with 200 lbs of blonde brainless swordsman weilded by a flat red headed sorceress the dragon obviously evolved a bit and learned how to fly, unfortunately he didn't learn how to land........ And...... Uh- oh........ Well it seems we have to get back to the story......... Ne Lina chan?...... *runs*
Lina: I'll get you later.........
Sylpheel: (in background) Gouury sama, are you alright? *looks at unconcious Gourry*
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End of Chapter 1
keep hoping children, I may write soon.......
Lina: YOU! Whadda yah mean by flat chested huh?!?!?!?!
LoC: Ehhhhhh....... Why nothing Lina chan! I was just..... Er........ Stating that they're perfectly balanced with your figure! You're perfect! Really!
Lina: ............... *not buying it*
LoC: .............. *knows shes not buying it*
Xelloss: .................. *knows shes not buying it and enjoying watching*
Lina: How about you follow me into this dark room off stage...... *drags him away*
LoC: Mercy! princessprincessprincess!Ahhhhh............. *door shuts*
Xelloss: *wincing at sounds coming from room* Oh my........ That will leave a mark...... No....... Several.......
Filia: *creeps up behind Xelloss with mace sama* CAVE DRAGONS?!?!?! *smashes him into stage*
Xelloss: Itai..................
LoC: *dragged out by Lina* Pain........ Though I take back the part about the flat chest......... She wraps it.........
Lina: *turning crimson* You looked?!?!??
LoC: Sore wa himitsu desu!
END