Author Commentary: Sexy emails with Switzerland and Austria! (Also, if you're going to say bad things about this, log-in to your account so I can block you :) If you don't do that, I'll simply delete the review!)
Rating: M
Warnings: Slightly sexual "things"
Disclaimer: I own the "sexy" Austrian emails.
Subject: Hiii Sexy
From: Roderich Edelstein
To: Vash Zwingli
Hey, Switzerland,
I'd like to tell you that I am going to force kinky sex upon you... and you'll like it. I will squeeze my wiener-schnitzel sized cock up your ass and tear your insides up.
I will call Germany up, he'll tie you down, and we'll both take turns raping you. There will be whips and chains.
Then we will cut you with razor blades. Next, Germany and I will lick the blood off you.
After we do that, I'll shit on the floor, Germany will put your face in it, and we will then make you eat it. After that is said and done, I will induce vomiting on you, and you will then have to eat your vomit. Shortly after that, Germany will piss in a cup and make you drink it. And I'll buttfuck you again.
I love you!
-Austria
Switzerland gasped in horror. The email had shown up on the projection he was giving to all the nations.
"I thought Austria was sick!" Liechtenstein cried.
"He's sick," Switzerland began. "Sick in the head."