A Doom-ed Poem Written By Zim's Human Slave (not historically accurate)



G.I.R. was singing his doom song

And Zim told him it was too long

G.I.R. squealed in delight at Zim

Jumped up, and hugged him

Zim ran around the room screaming

Dib, at his house, was scheming

Of a way to save the world

And maybe even get a girl

The people would love him

Because he would capture Zim

Zim had finally gotten G.I.R. off

From the door there came a rude cough

Dib was standing there grinning

In his mind a plan was spinning

Zim shouted a command to G.I.R.

Who's eyes turned red "Yes Sir!"

The robot jumped on Dib's big head

"I don't want my master dead!"

Then his parts turned back to blue



"But I still love you too!"

Dib screamed something about revenge

And how an autopsy is Zim's end

Then he ran out the door

Leaving G.I.R. on the floor

The robot cried out "I loveded you Dib!"

Then picked up his stuffed pig

And ran from the living room

Singing "Doom, doom, doomy, doom doom…"

Zim sighed "That went well."

And he never did once yell

At his stupid, uh advanced S.I.R.

who decided to call itself G.I.R.



One day the Irken Armada shall rule

This place, which is a stinky, filthy humanoid, human slave, stinkbeast planet (which isn't cool)



~Rhiannon Aldag A.K.A. Invader Qin

Invader Zim characters ( of Jhonen Vasquez, Viacom, and Nickelodeon