Ch.1 Insert Foot Into Mouth

*I do not own Inuyasha if I did I would be playing with his sexy ears

"Kagome, are you going to stay over the break?"

Kagome swiveled her chair towards the door and yelled back, "Yes mom, I'm going to try and have some sort of a life with my friends outside of school" She turned her chair around again to find herself face to face with-

"Inuyasha what are you doing here?" Kagome said startled.

"I came to get you since you have no school, you have no need to be here so let's go" he stood up abruptly and took a step towards the window, when he noticed she was not following behind him he turned around to face a very annoyed looking girl.

"No Inuyasha I'm staying here- wait a minute, how'd you know school was out?" she looked at him skeptically.

"I uh just uh" Inuyasha reddened a little.

"Were you spying on me?" Kagome asked getting a little peeved.

"No woman, why would I want to spy on you wench?" He crossed his arms over his chest, unfortunately he failed to see the anger rising to Kagome's face.

"Sit" she said through clenched teeth. She turned to go to bed, she switched off the light and went to sleep.

'Ow' Inuyasha thought slowly pulling himself to his feet. "Kagome what th-" he stopped and stared at her. 'She's sleeping?' a draft from the open window swept her hair up and blew the sheets back a bit. Inuyasha gulped, 'um her um, she wouldn't' he gulped a second time, 'er well it's her fault for wearing such a loose top, but I shouldn't be looking at her cleavage- at her top the top of her nightgown.' He took a careful step forward and pulled her sheet back up over and closed the window, 'out of sight out of mind.' He peeked around the room, "I'm staying Kagome" he whispered hoping that she wouldn't wake up, "You once told me that you'd stay with me, and I'm staying with you Kagome." He bent down and kissed her forehead, before laying up against the cold plastered wall and slowly

Kagome yawned and stretched in the sunlight pouring in from her windows. She heard her back crack as she twisted to the side, "that can't be good" she said nonchalantly.

"What can't be good?"

She abruptly turned to Inuyasha "You-your still here?" she asked surprised.

"Yep I'm gonna stay this time, a weak human like you could get hurt" he quickly added "and then who will find the shards".

"Ok Inuyasha" she was not going to look a gift horse in the mouth, she'd even over look the shard comment.

"Hungry?" she asked as she hopped out of bed.

"Yeah, if you can call that crap you make food" he said following the delicious smell of food downstairs.

"Hello Inuyasha, I guess you'll be going then right, it's too bad though. Kagome never seems to get a chance to see her friends" Kagome's mom gave a dramatic sigh. Kagome smiled at least her mom was trying; too bad she hadn't saved the routine for a time she'd actually need it.

"Well we're staying a little while I guess" Inuyasha said as she handed him a bowl of rice.

Kagome smiled, the more he said it, the more she felt like hugging him, not that she normally would have objected to hugging him mind you. Well, with all of this talk of hugging... what the heck.

Kagome hugged him, Inuyasha froze, 'whoa, what is she doing?' he asked himself, he moved to hug her back, 'never look a gift horse in the mouth' but Kagome pulled away before he got a chance.

"Oops" Kagome blushed "sorry Inuyasha" she looked at the floor to avoid making eye contact.

'She's apologizing... it was a fluke, a nice fluke, but a fluke' Inuyasha thought resentfully, 'lucky I didn't get a chance to hug her back, that might have been awkward.'

"Inuyasha, I uh sort of want to hang out with my friends to day... you can come if you really want, but we're only going to sit around and do hair and talk about boys" she bit her tongue, 'maybe he won't read too much into that.'

"Boys?"

"Yeah,"

"Feh"

'lord he's a regular Daniel Webster' Kagome thought grinning.

"what's so funny?' Inuyasha asked her raising an eyebrow.

"Oh nothing" she turned back to her food.

"Feh" He finished his second portion of rice.

"What a pretty day" Kagome said as she began to descend the steps of the shrine.

"You can stay one day" Inuyasha said sternly.

Kagome stopped for a second, she hadn't expected him to start talking about that just yet, but... but this was Inuyasha and Inuyasha wants a full Shikon jewel not to spend a day with a schoolgirl and her friends. "I um", 'still' she thought, 'it's my life too, and I have the right to spend some of my time doing things that involve my life', "No. Inuyasha we're staying three days" she glanced at the rosary , ' and you can't do a thing about. She smiled proud of how she had handled herself without resorting to-

Inuyasha was smiling. Inuyasha was not mad, he was not angry, and he was not attempting to toss her over his shoulder and take her by force. This was not an Inuyasha who had been defeated.

"Those books, what do you call them, manga? They've got some interesting pictures in them you know."

She blushed, the thought of telling him that they weren't hers, that they were her friends who had given them to her in some sick plot to incriminate her and make her look like a bad person, but she decided that was stupid, plus he wouldn't believe it. "Two days, and a lot of girls read those types of books you know, it's not just me."

"I guess I could show Miroku the books, I think he shares that particular interest." Inuyasha grinned smugly.

"You wouldn't dare" Kagome narrowed her eyes at him.

"Would you like to find out?" Inuyasha said smugly.

You'd give ideas

"Fine I'll go. One day. Happy?" she asked in an exasperated voice.

'Anyways' she thought 'I'd be bored here without any youkai to fight.'

"We're going over to Yuki's house to get the work that I missed" Kagome said changing the subject.

~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ "Inuyasha, I told you all girls had those books." Kagome pointed out as they left.

"Pointing out the pile would have been enough you didn't have to have her show me them page by page." Inuyasha said looking a little disturbed.

"I dunno Inuyasha, it looked like you were enjoying it." She grinned as she readjusted the homework Yuki had given her.

"Of coarse I didn't, I'm not into that sort of thing" Iniuyasha said indignantly.

Kagome stopped and looked at him, "Then what are you into, big boy?" Kagome wiggled her eyebrows suggestively.

'that depends, you wouldn't happen to own a whip and some cowby boots would you?', "I uh, what is that suppose to mean?"

"It's a joke Inuyasha, someday remind me to explain how they work to you."

Inuyasha looked at the pile of papers in he hands "You got to do all that" he pointed to the large pile of homework that she had collected at her friend's house, in a desperate attempt to change the subject.

"Yes Inuyasha I hope you see what all of this shard searching does to my life here" Kagome said continuing to walk.

"It gives you paper cuts?"

"Kagome rolled her eyes "it flattens it. It flattens my life under a large pile of papers", she shoved the papers at Inuyasha "lots of papers" she added hoping he would get the point.

Inuyasha looked up at the sky "I don't see why you bother, you'd be so much happier if you would just stay in our time, with me"

The both of them suddenly froze.

Inuyasha's eyes widened as he realized his mistake, 'oops.'

A/U I hope you liked it, (if you didn't I will cry, and I'll think your not an extremely nice person so don't make me cry). You may have noticed the clichés used, I sort of thought while I was revamping it to do that since after all the title is a cliché so as I work through it I will make it a little bit more of a theme so have fun. Yeah, right. Thanx
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