Stupid Songs
Author's note: this is my first fanfiction, will accept constructive criticism, this is with Dick Grayson Robin because I don't know the other Robins.
A disclaimer: I do not own these characters or the song.
Bruce Wayne, AKA Batman, was currently relaxing on the couch in his living room and enjoying a rare sound, silence. He was hoping for a quiet day, but as any parent knows, such is not to be.
"Jingle Bells
Batman smells
Robin ate some eggs
The Bat mobile"
"Dick! What is that infuriating, horrible song?!"
"It's a funny Christmas carol, everyone in school's singing it. Although the version they sing makes me look like a chicken"
"A chicken?" Bruce asked. Dick Grayson could be a bit careless and stupid sometimes, but he definitely wasn't a coward.
"'Robin laid an egg'? I mean, who could think of something so stupid and insulting!"
Bruce just sighed, uselessly hoping Dick would just shut up so he could go back to relaxing and never worry about any sort of teenage drama again.
But Dick had other plans. Wanting to annoy Bruce a bit (not knowing he'd already succeeded) and having it play on repeat endlessly in his head, decided to sing the mean version of the song.
"Jingle Bells
Batman smells
Robin laid an egg
The Bat mobile lost a wheel
And the Joker got away"
Bruce finally snapped.
"Richard John Grayson! Go to your room! And do not insult me like that again!"
"Humph, I didn't come up with the song" Dick grumbled as he went to his room.
"Well, at least the song isn't true" Bruce said to himself.
"Master Bruce?"
"Yes Alfred?"
"Might I request that you take a shower before the charity party later, you could use it. And sir?"
"Yes Alfred?"
"Have you checked the young master's room recently?"
"No, why Alfred?"
"Because just before master Dick got home from school, I found these eggs on his bed." Alfred said while holding up the eggs.
Bruce's head quickly came in contact with the coffee table.