Most of this story belongs to the wonderful JK Rowling.

"Teddy Lupin!" screamed a girl with long red blonde curls.

A handsome boy turned around, a huge grin plastered on his face. "Yes?" he asked, his words dripping with self-pleased amusement.

"You...you...you!" she spluttered. Her face was rapidly turning red.

He peered at her face. "Nice color you have going there. You could be the new mascot for my house. You're fitter than a lion." He told her in all seriousness.

The girl lost it. "You tricked me into snogging you!" She screamed at him, pointing an accusing finger.

He faked surprise. "Moi? Ma Cherie, I never had the pleasure of kissing you with these lips!"

"YOU METAMORPHAGED INTO MY BOYFRIEND! You foul! You cheating! You ARSE!"

"Aw come on now Mari, don't tell me you didn't like it."

The girl turned, amazingly, redder. "That's not the point! You made me cheat on my boyfriend!"

"I bet you don't even like whatsisname!"

"John! And I do! He's nice. Unlike some pricks!"

"Really, a Slytherin? Nice?"

"It is possible you know. Just like not all Gryffyndors are CHIVALROUS!"

He winced. "Ouch Mari, that one hurt."

"Yea well you deserved it you prat."

They glared at each other until one of their mutual friends, a Hufflepuff laughed at them. "You guys so want each other in your pants." And still laughing she walked away.

Marilyn turned to glare at the girls' back before turning in a huff to stomp up the grand staircase.

Teddy was right of course. She didn't like John, not really anyways. He was nice, for a Slytherin, and a decent kisser, but the chemistry just wasn't there. However, just because I am going to break up with my boyfriend, after having a hot snog session with Teddy Lupin, does not mean I like him! She thought to herself.

Sighing, she started to search through the library to find her soon to be ex-boyfriend. He was sitting alone at a table near the potions section. You count you're blessings, thought Marilyn wryly.

"Hey John." She said, sliding into a seat across from him.

He smiled up from Theory of Verasitum, "Hey Mari."

She wet her lips nervously, "Erm, John, we have to talk."

He frowned and put down his book, "What's up?"

"Well, er, John, you're a great guy, and a good kisser, but I just don't really like you like you."

"Oh."

"Please don't be upset, you really are a wonderful person, and I want to be your friend!" She bit her lip, worried frowns creasing her forehead.

"Hey, Mari, don't worry about."

"You sure?"

"Yea, you may be a heart breaker," at this he gave a weak grin, "but you're a good friend."

"Oh John!" She jumped up and gave him and hug and a kiss on the cheek. "Thank you for taking this so well! See you in potions alright?"

He merely nodded and grabbed his book again.

Marilyn swished around, her curls flying, and fairly sprang out of the library. Glad that went well, she thought happily.

A/N:

So hello, this is something that came to me randomly. It's not really a coherent story, but rather a bunch of one shots that follow mainly the same characters.

I am not british but I will be using the slang often because I think it's mad awesome.

so review and tell me what you like, what you don't like etc.