I will not hide in America's attic, basement, or storage room, then jump out and scare him. He will punch me in the face.
I will not antagonize America by making his house dirty so that it may resemble a graveyard. He will punch me in the face, AGAIN.
He likes to keep his house clean, thank you very much.
I will not make any attempts to bite America, no matter how good he tastes.
ALL of the other nations will murder me if I did anything to harm him.
I will not call America "my Bella". He will punch me in the face, yet again.
I will not hide myself in the back of America's car while dressed like a vampire.
I shouldn't hide in the back of his car at all.
STOP PUNCHING ME IN THE FACE!
Seriously, can't you take a joke?
I should not stalk Prussia. France and Spain will gang up on me if I do.
I will not make "In Soviet Russia" jokes.
I will be bludgeoned by a pipe if I do.
I will not ask Prussia and France to make a video the next time they go on a date.
An army of small yellow chicks will attack my house.
I will not ask America to take me to see Breaking Dawn.
Why won't you stop punching me in- AAAGGHHH MY VITAL REGIONS!
I am not allowed to wear capes to the world conferences.
I am not allowed anywhere near the rest of the Germanic nations.
Oh, look, it's America…! And…his fist… AAIIIEEE!