I Rivendell
Mary Sue hid in the bushes, watching the two elves talk at the edge of the garden, walking slowly within range. As soon as they got within reach of the path, she leapt out. "Luscious hot elves!!!" She gave a fangirl shriek and leapt upon the nearest one, trying to kiss him.
Both elves screamed, and Glorfindel ran away, knowing he wasno match for either a fangirl or a balrog. Erestor helplessly fought her off, yelping, his eyes wide in fear. "God! You're cute even when you're scared!" She said with a growl and pinned him down, kissing his face while he squirmed helplessly.
The patter of robes alerted her to more elves, who upon seing her, slipped away and hoped she hadnt seen them. She leapt up giving chase, the poor mauled elf vanishing into the trees. She caught two of them with long dark hair that loked just alike and tackled them to the ground, kissing them alternately, while they screamed for help. Her babble continued. "God you're so hot! Are you just alike? All over? Can I see? Are you gay? Can I watch you have sex?" As she mauled and pawed them relentlessly, one snuck up behind her with a blow dart.
She sat there and giggled until she dropped, Elladan and Elrohir fleeing for thier lives. When at last she snored happily on the flagstone path, sucking her thumb, the elves slowly began to peep out at thier assaulter.
Mary Sue hid in the bushes, watching the two elves talk at the edge of the garden, walking slowly within range. As soon as they got within reach of the path, she leapt out. "Luscious hot elves!!!" She gave a fangirl shriek and leapt upon the nearest one, trying to kiss him.
Both elves screamed, and Glorfindel ran away, knowing he wasno match for either a fangirl or a balrog. Erestor helplessly fought her off, yelping, his eyes wide in fear. "God! You're cute even when you're scared!" She said with a growl and pinned him down, kissing his face while he squirmed helplessly.
The patter of robes alerted her to more elves, who upon seing her, slipped away and hoped she hadnt seen them. She leapt up giving chase, the poor mauled elf vanishing into the trees. She caught two of them with long dark hair that loked just alike and tackled them to the ground, kissing them alternately, while they screamed for help. Her babble continued. "God you're so hot! Are you just alike? All over? Can I see? Are you gay? Can I watch you have sex?" As she mauled and pawed them relentlessly, one snuck up behind her with a blow dart.
She sat there and giggled until she dropped, Elladan and Elrohir fleeing for thier lives. When at last she snored happily on the flagstone path, sucking her thumb, the elves slowly began to peep out at thier assaulter.