Common Room Conversation
"VOII! Why are these so fucking tight!"
"Well, I've gotta keep them on somehow."
"You've got more than enough there to keep them from falling the fuck down!"
"If you don't stop yelling and cussing, I'll put it in your mouth again."
Xanxus stood outside the door to the Varia common room listening to this conversation, and wondering just what the hell Squalo was doing with his girlfriend Naomi. Just thinking about the possibilities made him grip his guns.
"VOI! You're not supposed to grip the damn thing that hard!"
"I don't care. Ah! It went all over me and it's sticky!"
"That's why you don't squeeze it so damn hard!"
"It wasn't coming out fast enough!"
"VOI! It's not supposed to come out that fast!"
"That's it, I'm putting it in your mouth."
At that point, Xanxus burst into the room, guns blazing, only to see Squalo and Naomi doing arts and crafts with glue and rubber bands. Naomi was sitting on top of Squalo trying to shove a sock in his mouth as Squalo attempted to shove her glue covered figure off. The two stopped mid-tussle and looked at Xanxus in surprise. He sweat-dropped, then took out his guns and started using Squalo, who was hopping around like a squirrel to dodge the flames, as target practice. Naomi giggled.
"VOI! Fucking stop already! What the hell did I do!"
"Stupid trash."
An hour later, the Varia common room no longer existed.