Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide
No escape from reality…
Kevin was at a crossroad in his life. He'd already killed a man, and he was only seventeen! The audacity!
Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and see
Kevin glanced at the stars and prayed to the Triforce Gods. Wait. No. Getting confused. _
I'm just a poor boy
I need no sympathy
I'm easy come
Easy go
Little high
Little low
(this makes no sense)
Any way the wind blows
Doesn't really matter to me…
To me…
*piano starts up*
Kevin's mom walked up to Kevin.
"Mom! I have great news!" he exclaimed.
Mama,
Just killed a man.
"I killed a man!" he cried happily.
"Really? Oh, Kevin, your father would be so proud! Who did you kill?"
"Ragnarok, his killer! I got revenge!"
Put a gun against his head
Pulled my trigger now he's dead
Kevin's mom looked nervous. "Uh… yeah, about that, Kevin. Ragnarok didn't kill your father, that was just a story I made up to cover up the real facts. The thing is, I killed your father."
"What?" cried Kevin. "But… it's already too late!"
Mama
Life had just begun
But now I've gone and thrown it all away!
"But, nonetheless, I'm so proud!"
Kevin's mother cried tears of joy.
Mama, ooooh,
Didn't mean to make you cry
"I can't believe this!" exclaimed Kevin. "I'm outta here!"
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on
'Cause nothing really matters
"Don't go," said his mother, "I've just started supper!"
Too late
My time has come
"I don't want to," said Kevin dramatically. "But…"
Sends shivers down my spine
Body's aching all the time
"But nobody will be here to kill- I mean, feed- the cat!"
Goodbye, everybody
I've got to go!
Kevin started to walk towards his green Camaro.
Got to leave you all behind
And face the truth!
Mama, oooh!
"Kevin… get back in here! You need a jacket!"
I don't want to die!
I sometimes wish I hadn't been born at all!
"I'm going to kill you!" cried his mother.
"Me?"
"No. Him!"
"Who?"
I see a little silhouetto of a man
"Dance with me, Kevin!"
"Michael Morningstar? Is that you on the hood of my car?"
Scaramouche, scaramouche, will you do the fandango?
"Give me your power, child!"
"Pedophile!"
It began to rain.
Thunderbolt and lightning, very very frightening me!
Galileo, Galileo, (I'm not really going to type Galileo over and over again)
Magnifico-o-o-o-o-o
"How do I have a car if I'm so poor?" Kevin asked himself.
I'm just a poor boy nobody loves me
"Haha! You have no money! I have money!" laughed Mike. "Nobody likes you!"
He's just a poor boy from a poor family
"I have a knife!" exclaimed Kevin's mother.
Spare him his life from this monstrosity!
Kevin began to struggle in the grip of his mother and Mike Morningstar.
"Release me!"
Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?
"Never!" the other two yelled.
Bismillah, no, we will not let you go
"Let me go!"
Let him go
"No!"
Bismillah, no, we will not let you go!
Let him go!
Bismillah, no, we will not let you go!
Let me go!
His mother and enemy tried to maim him.
(Will not let you go)
Let me go! (Will not let you go!)
"Please! What did I ever do!"
Never, never, never, never)
Let me go-o-o-o-o-o-o
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
"Good grief!"
Mama mia, let me go!
Beezlebub has the devil put aside for me, for me, for me!
A guitar started to play as Azmuth came out of the ground with background singers/dancers and crazy strobe lights.
"One more thing," said Kevin's mom to Mike. "I'm not just his mom. I'm your mom too!"
"Noooo!" cried Mike.
So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye
So you think you can love me and leave me to die?
"You abandoned me!" cried Mike.
"No, you ran away! You two are twins! Obviously!"
"Well, he does have my chin," Mike observed.
"What!" said Kevin.
"You're simese twins!"
"No we're not!"
"Yes you are!"
"No!"
Oh, baby, can't do this to me baby
"You people are crazy!"
"It runs in the family!" said Kevin and Mike's mom.
"AHHHH!" cried Mike, sprinting away.
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right out of here.
Azmuth played a hardcore guitar solo.
(Rest of the song is boring!)
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