Ready to take another life, to claim his share of knowledge from the templars.
" Bonjourno amici Ezio."
" Not now Leonardo." Ezio replied hesitantly.
It was quite clear that the assassin didnt like getting annoyed by anyone durring his "time of hunting", even if it was his life-long friend Leonardo da Vinci who annoyed him.
" Ezio where are you going ?" Asked Leonardo.
" Shut up Leo, you'll get us both killed." Wishpered Ezio as he blended in a crowd.
" You know that your stealth does not work on me Ezio."
" Shut the fuck up Leonardo."
" Why are you wishpering ? And why are you trying to be so stealthy ?" Asked the confused inventer who did not undertstand what his friend was up to.
" Leo what the hell are you doing in Turkey ?Are'nt you supposed to be dead ... in France ?" Asked an extremely annoyed Ezio.
" I did'nt die. I just used the apple to extend my life." Said Leonardo while beholding the piece of Eden which Ezio thought he had lost.
" Damn you Leonardo. You stole the apple ?"
" I was gonna tell you."
" When ?"
" I came all the way to Turkey to give this back to you. But all you do is yell ."
" Thanks a lot Leo. Because of you, I look like a sixty year old."
" But you are sixty."
" Yeah, but i was gonna use the apple to retain my youthful figure.
But you come along and ruin my plans."
" Are'nt you happy to see me ? Alive and well ?" Asked Leonardo who was on the verge of tears."
" Yes, i'm happy. But because of you, I cant hit on women anymore."
Leonardo had enough, he was crying his eyes out.
" Why do you gay people start crying ? Cant you face problems like real men ?"
Ezio did'nt notice that his target had already recognised him and alerted the and Leo were now surrounded by an army of turkish brutes.
" Screw you Leonardo."
This is my first fic. Hope you liked it. Please review.