Disclaimer: i dont own family guy...

A/N: its just a bit of fun, and yet another creation that occurs when travelling. please review as reviews are love!

My World domination plan;

1. Kill that infernal creature that insists that I call her mother but whom does not deserve said title due to her insistence that I wear diapers.

2. Destroy all companies that produce diapers

3. Become president of the US

4. Slowly secure the world in my grasp by using my new found power as president of the US to take over the world's economy.

5. Build a new master residence with Brian as my slave.

-stewie-