Just a cute little one shot, I hope you enjoy and if you do please review and check out my other stories.

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Dick stood up checking himself out in the mirror "This mission better be a success" he mumbled to himself there was a knock at his door "Show starts in 5, you're the 3rd group up" his new 'bosses' voice spoke from the other side of the door " Alright I'll be out in a minute" he said he grabbed the spray bottle with water and spritzed his body a tip that one of the other strippers had given him last week on his first night, then he walked out the door he had to make himself believable.

"Artemis are you sure about this place?" Barbara asked from the table the two of them were sitting at

Artemis took a long sip of her alcoholic beverage before speaking "Relax BG besides its Raquel's Bachelorette party, if your that uncomfortable just don't offer to give any of them a tip and they'll leave you alone" she said simply

Barbara was about to speak again when she was cut off by Raquel "shhhhh guys it's starting" the lights began to dim and the music began to start a blonde guy with brown eyes and a browned haired one with green eyes both wearing a cowboy hat and ass less chaps walked out on stage, next was 2 guys with red hair who attempted to do some sort of mission impossible strip which Barbara found rather tasteless, one came and danced on Raquel much to her pleasure this gave Barbara a laugh.

The lights went dim, the girls watched as the dancer who was with Raquel walked off back behind the stage and the other who must have been given a high tip led the girl who he had been dancing on out of the room toward where Barbara assumed the private rooms were located.

When the room was settled the stage went dark the beginning of the song "Pour some Sugar on me" began to play the spot lights flashing along with the drum beat "our next performers are a couple of Rock Stars ladies" the announcer spoke the crowd wooed and cheered when the 3 men stepped on stage and the lights shinned allowing them to see them they were all identically dressed in white button ups, black leather pants and had an electric guitar strung across their chests, Barbara's jaw dropped when she saw the one to the left closest to them.

Artemis looked at her and grinned "What you see something you like?" She nudged her

Barbara shook her head "no, is that..."

Artemis cut her off and shoved a 5 dollar bill into her hands "Don't talk wave him over, your single have some fun, I'm just here to watch, I don't want Wally getting all jealous " she grinned

Barbara looked down at the crumpled up 5 in her hand then back up, the familiar guy who now had ripped open his shirt along with getting ready to rip off the leather pants that they had on, this left the 3 men in only boxer briefs and the guitar. He turned and his eyes met hers he looked equally surprised to see her there as she was to see him.

The 3 men threw the guitars off stage before strutting down the stage stairs. He walked directly toward Barbara ignoring the other woman with their hands up, he swung his legs over her and started slowly rocking his body mainly his hips against her, he grabbed her waist as well,

He brought his face close to her ear "What are you doing here?" Dick whispered his hot breath on her neck

"I could ask you the same question" she whispered back

"Touch my abs" he whispered wrapping his arms around her waist

"What?" She was confused but complied and placed her hands on his abdomen

"We have to make this look legit now how much cash do you have?" He questioned reaching for her hand he looked at the 5 dollars and shrugged "I can pretend its more show it to me and shove it into my boxers" he ordered

She nodded and nervously lifted up the money then placed it into the side of his boxers just enough for it to stay Dick looked up at Barbara and grinned he leaned down and placed a deep kiss on her lips before standing up and extending a hand

Barbara looked up at the girls for the first time since Dick had come over, all of them except Artemis were grinning, if only they knew that their team leader was the almost naked man standing right in front of them, she quickly looked at Artemis who shifted her eyes at Dick and gave her a confused look.

Barbara took Dicks hand and he led her toward the back and into a private room Barbara awkwardly took a seat in the lodge chair that was in the room,

Dick quickly locked the door and turned to her "Alright talk" she ordered

He grinned "First you tell me why you're at a strip club" he fought back, leaning up against the wall

"Were here for Raquel's bachelorette party didn't you see all the girls at the table" she questioned

He shot her a smirk and took a step toward her "No because I only could see you" he placed both hands on either side of her

She flashed him a small smile and pushed him away lightly "Smooth, but you're still telling me why you're working at a strip club" she rose an eyebrow

He stepped back a little bit "It's suspected that the owner of this place is the head of a major drug ring going around Budhaven so this is a cover up" he explained

She nodded "you should have told me, I could have helped" she offered

Dick shook his head "No thanks he owns a female strip club and I don't want to think of you going undercover there" he laughed

She gave him a smile she loved his laugh "So what can I get for $5.00" she asked

He tilted his head to the side and walked toward her again "Well normally just a good lap dance, but we aren't supposed to kiss the customers, I've already broken the rules by kissing you so for you we can do anything you want," he grinned as he leaned in close to her again

She leaned forward and kissed his lips. "I'll take you up on that offer but this place is kind of dirty, is the offer still available at your place later on tonight?" She whispered

Dick leaned in and pecked her lips "For you always, but please remind me again why you won't go out with me?" He asked

Barbara stood and wrapped her arms around his neck "Because Grayson in the words of Wally West you're a dog" she kissed him again

"So does Wally know Arty is at a strip club?" He asked after a few minutes of kissing

Barbara shrugged "Not sure, but he doesn't have anything to worry about anyways she's just watching" she explained

Dick nodded and pressed his forehead to hers "I certainly hope you were just watching too" he grinned

Barbara let out a small laugh "I was, but why would it matter? I'm a single woman" she grinned

Dick kissed her forehead "If you'll let me, one day I'd like to change that, I should probably be getting backstage to change back into my normal clothes, I'll meet you at my house between 12:30-1am?" He asked stepping away from her and toward the door.

Barbara walked toward the door that he was now holding open but stopped to look at him "Of course, gotta get my money's worth" she said sending him a grin before strutting past him and out the door while Dick followed.