CHAPTER ONE:

I look to my left, I look to my right, and I then chose, right. I walked down the path, wondering where I even was, then I saw the caterpillar crawl by. I bent down to look at it and I said, "What on Earth is that?"

It looks at me and I look at it, and the only thing I can conclude is that it is way different from what I have ever seen. The thing then speaks, "Pi?"

I then blinked in shock as I said, "No, fucking, way."

It couldn't be; it couldn't be… It was. It was a Pokémon, right in front of my eyes. I stood up and walked away as it just stared at me back. It didn't follow me, but I continued down my way down the path. I couldn't believe I saw a Pokémon, but this means I need some technology to help me with this.

Then a second thought occurred, if this is the Pokémon world, then that means there's an Ash Ketchum, and when there's him and me in the same universe, there will be a death between the two, being him. I smile evilly as I now plot my way to find him.

I walked for an hour and finally saw someone in the distance. He was a 15 year old boy, brown hair, black pants, and a red shirt reading "The Master!" I acted normal until I saw the guy in talking range. Then when he was at about 20ft, I pulled out my .44, pointed at his head, and said, "Hand over your 'Dex, Money, and any other valuable ya got."

He looked slightly spooked and said, "Yeah, ok, how about you drop the gun or I'll bring out Chespir?"

I made a smug grin, "Ok, bring him out."

He popped it open and out came a brown/green Pokémon as I said, "Last time, hand it over, or else."

The boy said, "No way…"

I pulled the trigger and shot his Pokémon in the head dead. He bent over and started to cry, "What did you do?!"

I laughed, "You didn't listen, now hand it over before I blow off your balls."

The kid scurried pulling out his wallet, money, Pokedex, and his camera. I took the 'dex, money and whatever was useful in the wallet. I then left passing him saying, "Tells your friends about me."

He turned around in a fury yelling, "Oh I will, and I'll be telling the cops too!"

I snickered at his comeback as I walked down the road. It was peaceful and relaxing, but slightly boring. I erased everything in his PokéDex and started to put down fake info. I changed my name to Vito Andolinni. Then I thought to myself, 'No, let's do it even more so.'

I changed my name to V Andolinni and kept on walking until I found another person. It was a fucking depression walk since it was 3:48PM and I swear I exited Kalos as the map showed me in Sinoh. I slapped myself and yelled, "Fuck!"

Ok, not a problem, I kept walking until I found a small town. Interesting little spot as I found nothing of importance except, oh hell yeah! There was a small helicopter like vehicle next to a police station. I wonder how to do this gently.

First off, I head to the store they had, and looked through the inventory. It proved worthless and I just went behind a cash register and took a couple hundred dollars. Next thing, I do walk into the police station and tried to get my best Arnold Schwarzenegger Terminator style voice in order. I walk up to the desk and the officer clone asked, "Is there something I can help you with sir?"

I said, in the voice, "I would like to borrow your helicopter."

She said, "I'm sorry sir, but that is police property. Maybe when the station manager comes you can borrow it for a short time."

And she went back to some kind of document signing as I looked over the desk. I lean a bit forward and say, "I'll be back."

I walked out like a badass. Now, I needed a truck because hey, gotta mimic the scene. I looked over the town for a truck and I found one besides a junkyard. It was a worthless piece of shit, but it still looked like it could drive. I opened the door, closed it, then found the keys in the glove compartment and stuck them into the keyhole.

The engine started whirring and it the engine engaged. I had the truck on as I pulled out from the junkyard and drove parallel to the police station, then drove down the path opposite from the station's entrance. At around 300ft, I sharply turned the truck around and hit the gas petal driving the truck at 80mph in the direction of the station. I buckled myself and I merely saw the face of the officer as it looked like she was screaming.

The truck smashed through the entrance and into the desk, which most likely killed the officer in the process but it was just a cop. Next I get out of the truck, slightly rattled, and find the keys to the chopper on the floor from a crunched up desk drawer. I walked out of the exit with people looking at me weirdly and gave them all the middle finger. I got to the helicopter and opened the door, then closed it, and struck the key in.

I pushed it in and the copter fired up and the blades spun rapidly as it started to levitate off the ground. I pull it into gear, not knowing what I was doing, and made the thing fly the way I came from to the town.

As I flew over the forests, I spotted something orange under the trees. I landed the copter on the path and took out my .45 hunting rifle, and slowly came out of the copter. I looked around, seeing nothing but trees, then I saw flash of yellow and orange. I loaded in the rifle a bullet. I aim it up, then, BAM!

I fired the shot and I heard a scream. It was a female, but I pressed forward revealing it to be a Delphox. I pulled out my .44 and shot it again in the head. My first shot hit it in the hip, with the second shot precisely in the head. I drag the body away and think what to do with it.

I got an idea. I pulled out a knife and started to cut the fur hide off the body which was fairly disgusting, but I managed. Then I removed the huge piece of fur and scraped off any muscle or fat on it. The blood was all over the grass, me and the fur, but I walked a bit finding a little pool of water to rinse off the blood. I then flipped the fur inside out and made some sleeves making the fur pelt into a fur coat.

It was a loose fit, but it did feel pretty damn good. Now, there was a body, two bullet cartridges, and the helicopter. I took the body and threw it along with the cartridges into the pool of water and took off in the helicopter, while putting on a black hat, which I made with the fur from around the Delphox's genital area.

I flew a distance to the town of Chelatsville, which was past another town named Cabus. I landed in the town, got out of "my" copter, and looked around for anything of value. I found a Pokémon center in the town and decided to see what I could do. I pulled out my rifle, walked in, and fired a shot in the ceiling, gaining everyone's attention. I yelled, "I am here to chew bubble gum and rob your ass, and I'm all out of gum!"

I started to walk to the desk saying, "Hand over all your cash, Pokémon in their balls, and any kind of precious gems or metals you have", I throw my secondary backpack on the counter and continued, "And put it in here."

The nurse said crossing her arms, "Is this some sort of threat?"

I made a look signaling "no fucking way ya pink haired bitch" and said, "Me, do a threat? HAHAHAHA!"

I pulled out my .44 and asked, "Do you think this is a threat?"

The nurse said, "It's probably not even loaded."

I nodded and fired a bullet into a Chansey's head. The nurse screamed as the Chnasey laid there dead and bleeding. I say, "Do I make threats? Get the bag filled, or every five minutes, a Pokémon will be shot dead in this building."

The nurse speedily put all the money, Pokéballs, and mega evolve gems she had in there. She held up her hands in fear, "That's all, that's all!"

I slung the bag over arm and say, "You're at least smart enough to not fuck with me."

I walked out like a badass and exited the center with two cops yelling, "Excuse me sir!"

I look seeing to cloned officers as they continue, "You're under arrest for murder of a Pokémon and robbing off public property!"

I laugh and say, "You think that talk will stop me?"

The officers then yelled, "Pyroar!" "Vivillion!"

I see a lion and a giant butterfly appear as I said, "Lame."

And I shot the two as soon as they came out, and reloaded my pistol. The officers looked horrified over the dead Pokémon as I said, "Will you two ladies grow up?"

The first officer said, "You're well under arrest for this!"

I sighed and fired another two shots, killing the officers. I see that they came on motorcycle and so I walked to one of the motor cycles and drove off with it. It was night time after about an hour of driving and I put up my coat over me and slept away.