A/n: Beware I'm bored.

Dev: I got chickens. ^_^

Yusuke: I got pizza. ^_^

Okane: I got a pool full of mud. ^_____^

Hiei: *Walks into the room* what's that thing in your backyard?

Everyone looks at Okane who is spaced out.

Okane: *Staring at the clock* what time is it?

Everyone falls over anime style.

Mjr: Who's up for a swim?

Cate: In what? (She's a little slow)

Kurama walks into the room and stares at Hiei, Yusuke, and Dev on the floor. Also he sees Okane staring at The clock and Mjr and Cate staring at him.

Kurama: Okay what happened here?

Okane: Nothing happened they just have deiced not to tell me what time it is.

Kurama: But you're staring at a clock?

Okane: I can only read digital clocks

Mjr: Okane that is a digital clock

Okane: No a digital clock not the kind with the hands.

Everyone falls over anime style again.

The door bell rings and Okane stares at the door curiously.

Dev: AHHHHH their coming to get me. I DIDN'T DO IT

Okane: Of course you did. *Walks over to the door* whose there?

Person at the door: I'm here

Okane: Who do you work for?

PATD: My boss?

Okane: Can i see your calling card?

PATD: Can i see your mom?

Okane looks over to all the people on the floor staring at her. She walks over to Hiei and puts a wig on him.

PATD: hello?

Okane: HI who are you?

PATD: Am i still talking to the same person

Okane: You still wanna see my mom? *Tosses Hiei into the door*

Hiei looking upset: You have to open the door stupid.

PATD thought that Hiei was talking to him and opens the door.

Dev: Look its Pat

Everyone including PATD looks at her.

Yusuke: Who is?

Dev: *Points to self* ME!!!!!!!!

PATD looking really scared: Um can i have a cup of sugar?

Mjr screaming: That's not what you want.

Everyone looks at him. Then back to PATD accusingly.

Kurama: No duh HES not an old lady

Okane: Who wants to try out my new mud pool?

PATD: I do!!!!!!

Okane and PATD run out to the pool which is actually a tarp with a pile of mud in the center. Everyone stares at them as they run and jump in the mud splashing it everywhere.

Yusuke: Who's that kid?

Kurama: A spy

Dev: The big bad wolf

Mjr: My con suer

Hiei: The evil guy here to steal my oyster crackers

Cate: A dirty boy

They all look at each other in ponderment. Then Mjr decides he doesn't care and jumps into the mud with Okane and PATD.

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A/n: that was fun does this have a plot i wonder i don't know what a plot is. Sorry if it's hard to read i had to do it in like story form somewhat. My shooting confusion was taken off cause supposedly it was interactive, wooooo big word, R/r so you can find out how their going to get the PATD to reveal himself.