To Nigel:
Stop dating Lizzie and start dating Rachel!
To Hoagie:
You're cute and geeky like Freddie on iCarly, oh and Cree doesn't like you so stop trying.
To Kuki:
You're the glue that keeps Sector V together.
To Wally:
Just tell her you love her!
To Abby:
You are awesome!
To Chad:
Kindly go ta hell.
To Rachel:
You make it to obvious you love Nigel!
To Lizzie:
Die.
To Fanny:
Stop the sexism.
To Patton:
You should be in more episodes.
To Father:
Stop trying to kill your nephew.
To the DCFDTL:
Your creepy and should be like 40!
To Mr. Boss:
You're fat and crazy.
To the Toiletantor:
You're Gay.
To Crazy Old Cat Lady:
I will let my German Sheppard in your house.
To Count Spankulot:
I don't like you but at least you aren't like Edward from Twilight because Twilight is GAY.
To Mr. Uno:
I salute you Numbah Zero!
To Mrs. Uno:
You rock Numbah 999.
To Mrs. Gilliagan:
Can you get your mom to leave your house?
To Mr. Sanban:
You get upset over nothing.
To Mrs. Sanban:
If you wanted a doll as a kid so much then why don't you get on now?
To Mr. Beetles:
Why do you have 2 jobs?
To Mrs. Beetles:
Your son takes after you and you should be proud of him
To Mr. Lincoln:
Why are you Bill Cosby?
To Mrs. Lincoln:
Is that hat of Abby's a family airloum?
To Harvey:
Get stuffed.
To Sonya:
You so like Lee
To Lee:
Where'd you get that yo-yo?