A/N: I didn't set out to write this. It literally wrote itself.
Made of crack! POV switch in the middle, because that's just how it worked out. But I think you can probably tell where it is :)
Best read while actually listening to Call Me Maybe (which of course belongs to Carly Rae Jepsen). Sherlock belongs to the wonderful Steven Moffat and Mark Gatiss.
I got a shot in the leg, need help but I'll never beg.
You get a new case from Greg, feel like I'm in your way.
Just wanted to start anew, now all this danger and you,
I just don't know what to do, can't get out of your way.
Your glare was holding, old sheet, skin was showing,
London wind was blowing. Where you think you're going now?
Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy,
But let's be flat mates.
So text me maybe.
And I can tell all about your history,
So let's be flat mates.
And text me maybe.
Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy,
But let's be flat mates.
So text me maybe.
And all the scientists try and faze me,
But let's be flat mates.
So text me maybe.