Cool Cat woke up one morning and decided he wanted to go for a walk. So instead of actually doing that, he went downstairs to go say hi to Daddy Derek.
"Hi, Daddy Derek!" Cool Cat proclaimed, while doing his weird leg-wiggle thing like the little shit he was.
"Hi Cool Cat," Derek said, with his arm around Mommy Cat. "We were just making you breakfast!"
"I don't need breakfast, because I'm a freak of nature!" Cool Cat proclaimed.
"Oh, right," Mommy Cat said. "How do we keep forgetting that, Derek, dear?"
"Maybe if you bought a Cool Cat shirt you would know!" Daddy Derek replied. Cool Cat attempted to roll his eyes, but then he remembered his pupils are stuck in place.
Cool Cat remembered what he got up for in the first place, and decided to have a nice stroll around the block.
"It sure is a beautiful day outside!" Cool Cat exclaimed. It was 10 below zero and there was wind and snow blowing into Cool Cat's stupid little face.
Just then, Butch the Bully saw him, and began to wring his hands.
"Muahahahaha! I'm going to go paint on someone's wall! That'll show that stupid vigilante Cool Cat! Muahahahahahaha!" Because Butch was such a loud little idiot, Cool Cat heard his maniacal laughing.
"Hey, you," Cool Cat said. "What are you up to?"
Butch just kept laughing.
"I'm warning you!"
Butch kept laughing.
"Alright, here I come!"
Cool Cat charged Butch and shoved him into a conveniently placed hole. It was even bigger than the one in the plot.
When the cops showed up twenty minutes later (as Butch's parents called the police), Cool Cat pulled the worst possible excuse out of his ass: "I was scared and became confused!"
The police put police tape around the site of the murder and put Cool Cat in the back of the police car. He was getting twenty-five years in prison. Vivica A. Fox came out of her house and laughed at the little bastard. Erik Estrada pointed at him and said "There he is!". The whole street came out to watch Cool Cat get arrested. Greedy Daddy Derek used this as an opportunity to sell shirts and trash on I Hate Everything.