Hey peps! This is something that came to me when I had cheesecake and soda as a midnight snack. Hope you like it! R&R!
Disclaimer: I do not own the characters used .
Enjoy…
Bulma walks in holding a baby Usagi with Vegeta and a n eight-year old Trunks following behind.
"Vegeta, why don't you sing Usagi a lullaby", she asked him.
"Hell no!", he replied.
"Or you get no food for a week"
"Fine woman!"
Bulma smiles as she turns around to open the window. When she turns back around, a stage with a microphone is standing in the middle of the room.
"Cool!" says Trunks.
"Vegeta, where the hell did you get this?" she asks while walking around it.
"Don't worry about that woman!" he yells.
"Fine" she mutters.
Vegeta walks on to the stage and taps the microphone. It blares out, making Trunks and Bulma hold their ears.
"Are you guys ready to rock!" Vegeta yells.
Silence….
"Okay, this new hit is called 'Vegeta's Lullaby'" he says then clears his throat.
"Hush little brat…"
"Damnit Vegeta!"
"Don't you cry, daddy's gonna kill kakoratt for you.."
Then Goku pops up.
"What the hell!"
"And if kakoratt don't die…"
"Huh!"
"Then I'm gonna buy you a Piccolo doll…"
"Then Piccolo pops up.
"Holy shit! They made a doll out of me?"
"And if that Piccolo doll don't sing…"
"I sing?"
"Piccolo, I didn't know you sing", says Bulma.
"It comes as a natural talent of mine", he says.
"Riiigghhtt" says Trunks.
"Then I'ma blow up his fucking head…"
"But why?"
"And if everyone DOESN'T STOP FUCKING TALKING WHILE I AM SINGING!!!!!" he then takes a deep breath.
"Then I'm going to blow up the entire world" he said laughing.
Everyone sweat drops then fall over when baby Usagi started to laugh and clap.
"That's m little brat", he says as he leaves out the room.