Road Kill!!!
By Who Has Yet To Live
I may not be the smartest kid in the class but I know what road kill is!
Gingitsune: Hello everyone! Welcome to. (music plays) Road Kill!
(audience applauds as the lights surround the stage to show a bunch of anime charaters)
Gingit: On today's show we have some special guests with us. Please welcome.Miyako Inoue, Sora Takenouchi, Jeri (forgot her last name), Relena Peacecraft, Ash Ketchum, Videl Satan and Wufei Chang!
(audience applauds again as another set of lights turn on to show all the characters in chairs)
Ash: Wha? What's going on? I know! Team Rocket's behind this!
Wufei: Of all the injustice.
Gingit: Shudda up so we can begin. (looks at the audience) Folks you know the rules of Road Kill? Well, if you don't I'll tell you. I pick a character to come up and sit next to me and ask them a question. If they get it right then they get a prize. If they get it wrong.ROAD KILL!! (laughs insanely while everyone stares at her)
Videl: Your crazy.my dad the great Hercule Satan will come get me. He beat Cell, ya know! No one can beat my dad.
Sora: She's got a point. Our friends will come save us.
Relena: HHHHHHEEEEEEEEERRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
(everyone covers their ears)
Gingit: (in louder voice then Relena) GET YOUR ASS UP HERE, RELENA! YOUR FIRST!
(Relena walks over to the seat shaking her ass as she walks)
Relena: That's right. I'm first. I'm the Queen of the World!
Jeri: (pulls out her puppet) She's goin' get it.
(Both girls growl and stare at each other)
Gingit: Okay that's it you too. Get your ass in the seat, Relena.
(Miyako and Sora look around nervous while Ash continues to rant about Team Rocket)
Gingit: Round one: Who is! Relena, your question, who is the cutest Digimon character?
Relena: (blinks) Um.
Miyako: (jumps from her chair) Kenny-poo!!
Gingit: Miyako, you stay away from Ken! Ken is Daisuke's and if you ever go near him I'll kill you! Besides, Relena WRONG! Miyako WRONG!
Miyako: But Ken and me are meant to be!
Gingit: Enough. ROAD KILL!! (presses a red button and Relena is suddenly run over by a BMW)
(everyone starts to yell happily and clap as Heero and Duo climb out of the car)
Gingit: Ooo.thank you Hee-chan, Duo-chan. Guys since I let you kill Relena, can you kiss??
(Heero pulls Duo to him and they get sucked into a heated kiss which they end up on the floor trying to remove clothing)
(everyone starts to droll and you can faintly hear a 'HHHHHHHHEEEEEEERRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOO!!' coming from Hell)
By Who Has Yet To Live
I may not be the smartest kid in the class but I know what road kill is!
Gingitsune: Hello everyone! Welcome to. (music plays) Road Kill!
(audience applauds as the lights surround the stage to show a bunch of anime charaters)
Gingit: On today's show we have some special guests with us. Please welcome.Miyako Inoue, Sora Takenouchi, Jeri (forgot her last name), Relena Peacecraft, Ash Ketchum, Videl Satan and Wufei Chang!
(audience applauds again as another set of lights turn on to show all the characters in chairs)
Ash: Wha? What's going on? I know! Team Rocket's behind this!
Wufei: Of all the injustice.
Gingit: Shudda up so we can begin. (looks at the audience) Folks you know the rules of Road Kill? Well, if you don't I'll tell you. I pick a character to come up and sit next to me and ask them a question. If they get it right then they get a prize. If they get it wrong.ROAD KILL!! (laughs insanely while everyone stares at her)
Videl: Your crazy.my dad the great Hercule Satan will come get me. He beat Cell, ya know! No one can beat my dad.
Sora: She's got a point. Our friends will come save us.
Relena: HHHHHHEEEEEEEEERRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
(everyone covers their ears)
Gingit: (in louder voice then Relena) GET YOUR ASS UP HERE, RELENA! YOUR FIRST!
(Relena walks over to the seat shaking her ass as she walks)
Relena: That's right. I'm first. I'm the Queen of the World!
Jeri: (pulls out her puppet) She's goin' get it.
(Both girls growl and stare at each other)
Gingit: Okay that's it you too. Get your ass in the seat, Relena.
(Miyako and Sora look around nervous while Ash continues to rant about Team Rocket)
Gingit: Round one: Who is! Relena, your question, who is the cutest Digimon character?
Relena: (blinks) Um.
Miyako: (jumps from her chair) Kenny-poo!!
Gingit: Miyako, you stay away from Ken! Ken is Daisuke's and if you ever go near him I'll kill you! Besides, Relena WRONG! Miyako WRONG!
Miyako: But Ken and me are meant to be!
Gingit: Enough. ROAD KILL!! (presses a red button and Relena is suddenly run over by a BMW)
(everyone starts to yell happily and clap as Heero and Duo climb out of the car)
Gingit: Ooo.thank you Hee-chan, Duo-chan. Guys since I let you kill Relena, can you kiss??
(Heero pulls Duo to him and they get sucked into a heated kiss which they end up on the floor trying to remove clothing)
(everyone starts to droll and you can faintly hear a 'HHHHHHHHEEEEEEERRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOO!!' coming from Hell)