Ok so I've never been to rehab or to court, but I watch A LOT of TV so I'm just going to make it how I would run my rehab center if i were to own one. And it is in the point of view of Victoria. Enjoy!

Here we go again I run and they chase me I stumble and fall they finally catch me, and it's the same routine like always. Hands behind your back and don't move.

"Hands behind your back and don't move. I don't feel like running anymore." Said the cop as he put the oh so familiar cold handcuffs on me. Now it's time to hear my Miranda rights which I pretty much have memorized down to the last syllable.

"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say or do can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be provided for you. Do you understand the rights I have just read to you?" He spoke as he picked me up off the ground and lead me to the back of the patrol car.

"Yes I understand." I spoke as he got in and began the route to the place might as well call home I end up there a lot more often than I should.

When we get down to the station it's the same routine as always. They book me, take any items I have in my possession, then it's to the holding cell for me again. I'm here so often that all the holding cells have my name carved into the wall somewhere. Like this one for instance it's right above the toilet. I remember the day when I did that. Some bitch took my parking spot when she clearly saw me about to pull into it. I even asked her nicely to give it back and she said no so I took matters into my own hands. I waited for her to go into the store, and to my luck it was right next to a Home Depot and it was flower season and her car just so happened to be a roofless one. So being the wonderful person I am, I decided to get her a few flowers for being so mean to her. I got some dirt and filled up her car, the I planted the flowers in the newly placed soil. Yea man she learnt a very valuable lesson that day.

There's another carving I did in this cell too it says K.O. I barley remember this night because I was drunk off my ass just like almost every other time I end up here just like right now. I remember drinking and dancing then some slut gets all up in my face about how I was dancing on her man and then she shoved me. I don't take too kind to people getting in my face so I punched her straight in the jaw. Apparently you can't go around punching people in the face so that's how I ended up here that night.

"Alright you get one phone call come on." Said some guy cop. It's about damn time so I call the one person who I know will always be there for me even if it's two am. About twenty minutes later she finally arrives to get me out.

"Seriously Vic this is the third time now I had to come bail your drunk ass out of jail!" Said my not so very happy little cousin Aksana.

"I know I'm sorry." I murmur.

"Sorry isn't going to help the fact that Aj thinks I'm out of my mind that I keep coming to get you. Do you know what she said to me before I left?"

"That she thinks I'm super cool awesome." I joke trying to lighten the mood.

"No she said I ought to just leave you in jail. Vic I love you you're my cousin, but I can't keep doing this. Do you realize you could have killed someone this time?" She said with a little venom in her voice.

"Yea but I didn't so." I said matter of factly.

"Victoria! That was pure luck for this time. You can't just get into bar fights and hold a knife to somebodies throat and expect to not get in trouble. Vic you have to stop because I can only charm the cops enough times until sooner or later it won't work anymore." She said as we pulled up to her house.

"I know but maybe people shouldn't piss me off and maybe I wouldn't always be in trouble." I said blankly as I get out the car.

"Look if you keep doing what you are doing sooner or later they are going to throw your ass in prison. And I'm not going to help you get out, maybe then you will learn your lesson." She spat that was all I remember before the alcohol really started to kick in and I blacked out.

The next morning I wake up and my head hurts, I can't think straight, and I can hear them arguing in the kitchen.

"Well what the hell do you expect me to do Aj? She's my cousin and I owe her from when we were younger!" Aksana says

"I don't care! This is the third time this month which makes it the eight times in the past seven months. I think by now you don't owe her anything." Aj says sternly

"So what you just want me to just let my own flesh and blood rot in some prison? I can't do that to her she deserves better than that!"

"If it weren't for me being an excellent lawyer she would be in prison right now anyways. Do you even know how much time she would have gotten for the time she almost trashed an entire mini-mart all because they didn't give her back all of her change?" Aj challenged

"No how long?"

"A two year sentence. But luckily I went to school with the judge and managed to get her off with 80 hours of community service."

"And you know what that is why you are one of the top lawyers in the country. So all I ask is this one last time can you please just try and keep her out of prison this time?" Aksana pleaded. I really do owe her big time for getting her wife, who just so happens to be a top notch lawyer to get me out of these sticky situations.

"I guess I can try but I don't think that she will get off without punishment though. She has enough crimes on her record to put her in prison for years. But you seriously need to get her some help because we can't keep doing this." Aj reasoned.

"Thanks I owe you big time. I promise this hopefully will be the last time we have to do this." Aksana spoke. It was then that I got the sudden urge to vomit so I make a beeline straight for the bathroom.

When I emerge from the bathroom they are standing in the kitchen and are cooking breakfast together on a Thursday morning. They always do that in the mornings before they both leave for work. Aj is in her usual dress pants, a nice blouse, and a blazer. She has her own law firm. Aksana just had on regular street clothes being she owns her own clothing store. She designs and makes clothes for her clothing line that she has. She even designed some of the business suits Aj wears. I only know this because whenever this happens they make me do chores around the place and sometimes I have to do laundry. It's a small price to pay for them helping me so I don't mind, because at this point I'm practically the housemaid.

"Well look who's up." Said Aksana "the Advi- well never mind you already know where it is." She finished as I already opened the cabinet to get the Advil for my headache.

"Thanks again for bailing me out last night you two I really owe you both." I spoke as I sat down at the island in the kitchen.

"Yea and it's going to be the last time right?" Aj said staring at me.

"Well I would certainly like to hope so. I don't really like sitting in those holding cells." I said honestly.

"Good because I don't know how much longer I can keep you out of jail. So later when we come back from work we will go over stuff, so you will know what to expect during court. Which just so happens to be in two weeks."Aj spoke effortlessly. She is such a smooth talker maybe that's why she is so good at what she does. I'm pretty sure she could sell ice to an Eskimo.

Two weeks later- court

(A/N: We skip to the part where they say the verdict and everybody leaves)

"Alright we have reached a verdict in the Varon/Higgins case. It is decided that since nobody got seriously hurt both of you are sentenced to 30 hours community service. And you Ms. Varon this is your third offence this month do to alcohol and anger, so along with your community service I hereby recommend you to a rehabilitation facility for your anger management and alcoholism. You will stay there until the doctors there declare that you are ok to leave." Said the judge. There is no way in hell I'm going to rehab when I'm perfectly fine.

"Your honor I object! I'm not going to rehab!" I shout as I stand up.

"Victoria be quiet and sit down before he changes his mind!" Aj sternly whispered to me as she pulled me down by my arm. "I'm sorry your honor don't mind her. I will help her find the best Rehab center around."she said smoothly.

"That's what I thought alright court dismissed." He said as he pounded his gavel and left his stand.

"What no there is no way in hell I'm going to rehab I'm perfectly fine I don't have any addiction! Why would you say that?" I yell at Aj as she is packing up her briefcase.

"Would you calm the fuck down ok! It is either rehab or jail. And Aksana won't be to happy with me if I let you go to jail. So I suggest you shut up and be grateful that you got off the hook again this time."

"Ugh so instead you are just going to let me rot in a rehab with a bunch of crackheads, and druggies!" I try to reason as we start to head out the courthouse.

"Look it was the best I could do being this is the third time this month we were here. So it's hell of alot better than going to jail, and it's not that bad in those centers. Maybe you will make friends there who will help keep you out of trouble."

"April did you even hear a word I just said? I don't want to go to a stupid rehabilitation center." I said slowly

"Like I said before you don't really have an option. It's a court order so you are going whether you like it or not. It's either that or you can go to jail I could care less." She said nonchalantly.

"This is bullshit! Looks like I'm just going to have to run away." I said matter of factly.

"Then I will personally hunt you down and drag you right back. I've done it before I'll do it again" she said with a serious face on.

"Ugh whatever."

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It didn't take long for them to find a center for me to go to, because a week after they dragged me down to some weird looking building. It really just looked like one giant mansion, but I know what this place really is and I really don't want to be here. Judging by the sign we just drove by that said "smiles, laughter, and love can cure anything!" I can already tell I'm going to hate it here and I am counting down the days until I get out of here.

Well what do you guys think? It came to me a few days ago right before I took my daily nap, and it wouldn't leave until I wrote it out. I believe in Fairies I do! I do! -Joz