Kamen Rider EX
By Magykyr
I do not own Kamen Rider.
I do not own Xbox 360, except I DO, because I have it in my house right now…
Cold. So bloody cold. This was once utopia. What a joke. How can I believe that?
I sneak into a heavily guarded room, seeing my prize. I reach the generator. Finally, I think, we will be free of ice. I hold my hand toward the generator, manipulating the data within it.
REDREDREDREDREDRED. TOOBLOODYHOT. I may be an angel of the digital realm, but now I am falling. I have melted a hole through the world and I'm falling through!
Turns out utopia really was a myth. This "Heaven" is made of ICE. I fall… down toward the human world. Down toward the Hell that we helped create.
Tomas' perspective.
I awake. What a dream. For one, I was an angel. I HAD WINGS. However, I was missing certain other body parts… 'cause I was A FREAKING GIRL!
I get myself some breakfast. I eat it all. Hmm, I'm hungrier than I think. I sit on the couch and switch on the Xbox 360. I put on Halo: Anniversary and am happily sitting, hitting and shooting 1s and 0s with more 1s and 0s. Suddenly my screen flashes and all Covenant disappear. Weird. I then see something weirder fall through the game and land in front of Master Chief. The angel from my dream. Suddenly, my controller vibrates and the screen flashes. I eject the game.
I am about to put it back in when I realize something is different. There are no pictures of aliens or armour on the disk. There is a moving image of the angel. Then she speaks. "Lets keep he introductions short. I'm Val'ks Ryesk. Val to you. You are…" "Tomas Hewn." I say. "Well… you have to save the universe. But only 'cos I'm unable to. Oh yeah, and by the way, I BLOODY WELL HATE YOU." "Hello to you too." I respond. Crazy, she is. Right enough, I'm the one seeing computer generated characters talking to me.
Just then, a door crashes open. A strange horse-thing comes through. Its chest opens, revealing a mass of swirling numbers that are reaching toward the disk. "Val" begins to pixelate and I tear the disk out of reach of the number tendrils. She thanks me and suddenly my controller vibrates and I feel a presence inside my very soul. It's her. Suddenly, I know what to do.
I remove the battery pack of my controller and two glowing green cylinders
fly into where the batteries should go. Where have the batteries gone? I ram
the battery pack back into the controller. The controller's trigger/bumper
sections are gone. The controller says: "TWO POWER CELLS LEFT." Wait,
The controller talked?
I place the controller on my waist, and a silver belt appears to hold it there. I
press the Xbox button in the centre and a projection
of the same symbol appears in front of it. I rap it with my knuckles and it flips
like a coin. It lands, enlarged on my chest, becoming a chest plate shaped like
the Xbox button. Green, ribbony waves of energy envelop me, becoming a
white bodysuit with white armour on top. A green visor forms in front of my
eyes and a white helmet covers my head. A silver diagonal appears on the
face of my helmet , an opposite one on the back of my head. When faced
from the front, they align like an X and I yell: "KAMEN RIDER EX…
Connected!"
BTW EX is pronounced eeks