Never Give Monster to a Green Beast
Disclaimer: I don't own Monster Energy Drinks or Naruto (if I did Naruto wouldn't like Sakure, he wouldn't have an obsession with the phrase "Believe it," he wouldn't be a moron, and he wouldn't sound like a freakin leprechaun!)
All was calm in the village of Konohagakure, or as calm as it gets when you live in a Ninja Village. The birds were singing, the children were playing, and the various ninja teams were practicing their skills (A.K.A either beating the crap out of training dummies or annihilating the landscape with jutsu). We turn our attention the two teams that are having a group practice.
"Ne, ne, Sakura-chan, isn't this cool! We get to practice with bushy-brows' team!"
"SHUT UP NARUTO! This isn't cool, it's a nightmare. Now we have to deal with those stupid youth rants, the hug-fests, and let's not even go into the genjutsu of doom and the spandex!!!"
"What genjutsu of –"
"Hn. She means that stupid sunset dobe."
"Don't call me dobe, teme!"
All of a sudden the team hears a horrible sound:
"LEE!"
"GAI-SENSEI!"
"LEE!"
"Damnit! Not again," Ten-Ten sighed completely exasperated with the two spandex clad idiots. The two finally stopped hugging and Gai turned to Kakashi:
"MY YOUTHFUL RIVAL! WE SHALL GIVE OUR STSUDENTS A BREAK TO REPLENISH THEIR YOUTH!!!!!!!!!!"
"Did you say something Gai?"
"CURSE YOU AND YOUR HIP ATTITUDE KAKASHI!!"
"Anyway teams, take a ten minute break to get something to drink," Kakashi said without taking his eyes off of his perverted book.
As team 7 went and got their water bottles, Ten-Ten was attempting to talk to Neji, while Lee began chugging down the first drink he grabbed. As Ten-Ten turned around to get her drink, all she saw was an empty can. She looked around to see who had the nerve to drink her favorite drink. When she saw Lee her eyes widened in horror. She quickly tapped Neji on the shoulder, then she pointed to the empty can and then to Lee. Neji began to shiver with fear for his sanity. They looked at each other and said at the same time:
"RUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNN!"
The rest of the people turned to look at them, and then they saw Lee and bolted.
(The destruction that occurred is to gruesome to describe, but it may be said that many, many people required counseling to overcome the trauma)
That day will forever live on in infamy. The drink when used on Lee was labeled an S-class weapon of mass chaos, destruction and mental scarring. Even the ever sadistic Ibiki and Anko were disturbed by this horror of spandex, bushy eyebrows, and hyperness. Even Orochimaru later swore that he could hear the horrible call of the Konoha Green Beast on Monster energy drinks.
AN: Please review and tell me what you think of my first fic