LOVE LINE II
By: Asyria
Disclaimer: (recorded message) Hi! You've reached Asyria! I'm not home right now. So if you leave your name and number after the beep, I'll get back to ya! BEEEEEEEP. "This is Squaresoft, Asyria does not own Final Fantasy VII or any of the characters within. Thank you." END OF MESSAGE.
Notes: I know, I know! I said I wasn't going to do another one. I just finished chapter 3 of 'Pins and Needles' and got depressed thinking about the next chapter. So………I'm writing the sequel to Love Line to brighten my mood! Yea! I hope it brightens yours too! Oh and by the way, you should read the first Love Line…first. ^_^
Recorded Announcer: This is Love Line, with Adam Carrolla and Dr. Drew. Some of the material discussed is for a mature audience only. Listener discretion is advised.
Adam: Ooohhhh yeah! Welcome to another fantabulous week of Love Line! I'm Adam Carrolla, and that's Dr. Drew. Phone number for Love Line, 1-800-love-191. Dr. Drew is a board-certified physician and an addiction medicine specialist. Tonight, we have another Balamb Garden resident in the studio with us. He's one of the men who defeated Sorceress Ultimecia in the Second Sorceress War. Welcome to our little show, Zell Dincht.
Zell: Hey! It's great to be here!
Drew: Before we take our first call, there are some questions I've got to ask you about last week.
Zell: (laughing) Let me guess! You wanna know who won?
Adam: Yeah! In case you kiddies out there didn't tune into last week's show, we had on ex-Sorceress Knight Seifer Almasy. His appearance on this show sparked some bad happenings in the Garden, involving Zell here, Seifer, and many others. Hearts were broken, as were body parts. And Seifer took up a challenge to a practice session with their commander. So Zell, tell us the outcome!
Zell: Well Adam, it was a close match. Very close. Me and Selphie were cheering on Seifer, but just cause we didn't want cafeteria duty! The fight…um…practice lasted for a whole hour. Both of them were exhausted! But, technically, Seifer won! Seifer landed one last blow on Squall, knocking him out. But as soon as Squall hit the ground, Seifer passed out from exhaustion. Rinoa was sayin' it was a tie, but I said 'No way! Squall said that whoever passed out first was the loser!'
Adam: Ha ha! Drewski, you owe me twenty gil! Pay up!
Drew: Damn! (Rummaging is heard)
Zell: (laughing) You guys bet on 'em too? Me and Fujin made a sweet profit from that practice!
Adam: By the way, how's your new chick?
Zell: We've only been going out a week, but I've known Selphie for a long time. I've always kinda had a crush on her, but I thought she liked Irvine. By the time Irvine started dating Quistis, I was dating Amanda. I liked Amanda then, but still not as much as I liked Selphie.
Drew: You guys don't think you might be rushing things?
Zell: Nah! I ain't gonna waist my time whinin' over Amanda when I got Selphie. I mean, it didn't shock me that Amanda was cheatin'. But what really surprised me was Nida! He was one of my best friends, or so I thought! That's why I wanted to beat him up so bad! Well, and for Xu too!
Adam: So, how's Xu doin' with her new beau?
Zell: Her and Raijin are doing great! He's a lot smarter than he leads on. We all went out on a double date the other day and had a great time! Xu's really happy.
Drew: What about Nida?
Zell: Transferred to Trabia Garden. (Chuckling) Guess he couldn't handle the sudden fame!
Adam: And with that, let's take our first caller. Who do we have on the line, Drew?
Drew: How about Nathan from Trabia Garden?
Adam: Alrighty! Nathan, you're 20.
Nathan: Hi guys! Zell, did I hear you right when you said that guy Nida is transferring here?
Zell: That's right.
Nathan: Aww man! I'm gonna kick his ass when he gets here!
Drew: Not again!
Zell: Don't kick his ass, Nathan.
Nathan: Why not?
Zell: Nida made a mistake, and he paid for it. End of story. Don't beat him up unless he sleeps with your girlfriend!
Nathan: Yeah, you're right. But, he's probably not going to receive a warm welcome.
Zell: (grunting) Well, neither did Seifer at first, right?
Nathan: That's true.
Zell: Just tell all your people to give him a chance, okay?
Nathan: I'll do that. Thanks Zell!
Zell: No prob. Later!
Drew: That was very nice of you Zell!
Adam: Yeah, why are you being nice to Nida?
Zell: I'm hopin' he learned his lesson!
Drew: Hey Zell, we've got a Selphie from Balamb Garden on the phone.
Zell: Cool! Put her on!
Adam: Selphie?
Selphie: (sobbing) Zell?
Zell: Are you crying!?
Selphie: Yeah! (More sobbing) I just got some major bad news from Headmaster Cid.
Zell: What's up?
Selphie: (pause, sniffling) I'm being transferred to another Garden, Zell!
Zell: (yelling) What!?
Selphie: He's sending me to the new Esthar Garden!
Zell: (pause) But why?
Selphie: They need a flight instructor.
Adam: Flight instructor?
Zell: Yeah. The Esthar Garden is going to mostly be a type of airforce. They're gonna have pilots, paratroopers, that kinda thing. (Proudly) And my Cupcake is the best damn pilot in the whole world!
Selphie: Aww, Zelly! That's so sweet! (Sniffling again) But I don't wanna go! I don't wanna leave you! I'll miss you! And Squall, and Quistis, everybody! (Loudly sobbing) I'll even miss Seifer!
Zell: Is he even giving you a choice?
Selphie: No! (Even more sobbing loudly) Cid's being mean! (Sniffling more) I know that I have to go. I understand the importance of it. But…but…(cut off by more sobbing)
Adam: This is a terrible turn of events! Unfortunately, we've got to take a break. We'll be back Zell Dincht and more Love Line after this.
Cut to commercial.
Notes: Aah! The first installment of Love Line II complete! For those of you who saw the other Love Line II I put up with Rinoa as the guest star. I deleted it, I didn't like it. This one is way better. But I don't feel any better. -_- My other story must be rubbing off on me! Dammit! Don't worry thought, it'll get funnier. I promise! And I think I kept everybody in character this time. Well, REVIEW!!!