Disclaimer: I don't own TUC or Percy Jackson and Co. It's a shame, really.

A/N Okay, I have seen basically no crossovers! So there shall be a cross over with Percy Jackson by ME! -Grabs cookie and munches- Yeah, I'm not sane right now; I should be back soon, though. 1…2…3…4…5… yeah I'm back. R&R, the plot's a little shaky right now.

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Chapter 1

Percy POV (Mostly it will be Gregor and sometimes Percy)

It was the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.

Yeah right! It was anything but that. More like, ' It was the night of St. Patty's Day, and all through the apartment, so many creatures were moving, especially the mice.' That was much more like it.

My mom was sick and Mr. Blofis (preferably Mr. Blowfish) was out at a business meeting. I didn't really like Mr. Blofis, but he wasn't as bad as Smelly Gabe.

Smelly Gabe was my stepfather that my mom married for my sake. My real father's name is Poseidon, ever heard of that name before? He's a Greek God. God of the Sea. Yes, he does exist. My mom is mortal, though, so I'm half-god and half-mortal. That makes me a demigod. It's not fun.

I'm supposed to either destroy Mt. Olympus or keep it going. So, many gods hate me and want to kill me. Ares, I killed him and he wants to return the favor. Athena thinks that I will turn against everyone and destroy Mt. Olympus.

Other gods sort of don't mind me. Aphrodite thinks that I should get together with my friend Annabeth. But she wants it to be some tragic love story like Helen and Paris'. I don't think my dad hates me. I'm pretty sure that Hermes and Apollo don't care much. Artemis, well… I think I am in her good book.

I'm fourteen years old. When I was twelve, I discovered what I was and had to go on a quest to save Zeus' master lightning bolt. When I was thirteen, I had to find the golden fleece to reinforce Camp Half-Bloods borders, which were failing. In DecemberI had to save Artemis so she could kill the bane of Olympus. It didn't die, though, because I made Zeus keep him alive.

That just leads up to the questions, where and what is Camp Half-Blood? Camp Half-Blood is a camp for demigods like my friend Annabeth and I, also satyrs like my friend Grover.

Coming out of my thoughts, I heard my mom weakly calling for me.

I jogged into her room. "Yeah?" I asked.

" Can you go do the laundry?" she questioned.

" Yeah, sure," I said. Would do most anything for my mom, she was the best one there was.

When I was twelve, she risked her life so Grover and I could get to camp. She supports me completely in everything I do, which makes me seem spoiled, but we all need attention.

She also takes night classes at college because she wants to be a novel writer. That's where she met Mr. Blofis, or Mr. Blowfish.

I really don't know much about him. I don't spend much time with him, and I've only known him since January.

I gathered up the laundry and trudged down to the laundry room. I just dumped all the whites in one, the darks in another, and colors in the one other one that wasn't being used.

While I was putting the whites in the drier, a dime fell out of my pocket and rolled really close to the vent. So, naturally, I went to pick it up.

A boy, maybe a year younger than me, dove in front of me before I could pick it up. On instinct, I pulled out a ballpoint pen and uncapped it. It turned into a deadly sword. Riptide. Then I remembered the boy was probably mortal.

" Is it legal to carry a sword?" he asked. I was pretty sure he wasn't a monster, but the fact that he could see the sword and he didn't seem interested in the dime was weird. (Then again, some mortals could see celestial bronze.)

" Uh… crap," with that I grabbed the laundry and ran.

A/N Not much, I know, but everyone needs to tell me who to send down. Defiantly Percy, Annabeth, Grover, and Gregor. Probably Boots. Remember, purple buttons don't bite!