A/N: First of all, this poem is not meant to be taken seriously, it is just
a joke written by a friend of mine who agreed to let me put it up here. It
is also meant to annoy a certain classmate of mine. After you read, please
leave a review. And please no flames, they will be used to keep me warm in
the up coming winter.
Disclaimer: It doesn't belong to me, this is just a bit of fun, and you
know the rest.

Once a time so long ago
When you could not tell friend from foe
There was a prissy elf
Who lived on a shelf

His mother was a fairy
And his father was a canary
Legolas was his name
And he was used to fame
'coz of his boyfriend Aragorn
whose head was in the shape of a decagon

Fair Arwen of Rivendell walked in on them one day
And there she knew that her boyfriend was gay
Arwen had not a word to utter
Only a slap on the cheek that left Aragorn to stutter

Legolas jumped to his true love's defence
And slapped Arwen so hard she went flying into the fence
There Legolas and Arwen had a bitch fight
They slapped each other with all there might

The fight ceased in the middle of the day
Breathless, Arwen said to Legolas
"YOU ARE SO GAY!"