Headmaster Ahztack of Caebon Academy, stood on stage, with a beer bottle in one hand, and a scroll in his other.
"J-jon Erk. Peer'a Knees. Snore'A Calorie. Lay Ran. Y'alls team... Team... JPSR?... Jopsar? What a dumb name."
"Rubie Rows. Wang Ciao-Wong. Yess Snorkel. Blurk Ol' Donald. Together you are RYBW, Ribu?"
Ahztack turned to his assistant, Minda Moodmitch, and said. "Min-Min, these name suck, who came up with them? I think I need to fire someone."
Minda shrugs nonchalantly, then says. "Maybe Steelbranch would know. Let's call him."
As they left, Rubie could be heard shouting. "The brother to the mother of my older half-sister, therefore my Uncle, will have his brain produce the chemicals that causes the sensation known as of emotions, those emotions will be of pride and joy towards the current circumstance regarding me!"