One day Weed was running through the forest of Ohu without a care in the world when Hougen jumped out of a bush and blocked his path.
"Hi little boy," said Hougen. "Do you know what a pedophile is?"
"No," said Weed.
"Good," Hougen grinned. "Then how about I teach you how to play a new game?"
At that moment, Gin came running over and knocked Hougen to the ground.
"Get away from my son you sick fuck!" he yelled.
"But Gin, if you don't teach your son sex education, then who will?" Hougen raised his eyebrows.
"I'll give him a lesson right now," said Gin. He pinned Hougen down on his back. "Weed, pay close attention. Those right there are balls."
And with one swift bite, he tore off Hougen's testicles.
"And now he doesn't have balls anymore," said Gin as Hougen rolled in the dirt screaming in agony.
"That was kind of mean, Father," said Weed.
"Weed, some dogs deserve to have their balls ripped off. Like this pedophile fuck." Gin kicked Hougen, who went flying into a tree.
"But Father," Weed protested. "Maybe if you had shown him mercy, he would have…"
"Oh, would you look at that, it's getting dark and it's almost bedtime for you." Gin picked Weed up by the scruff of the neck and ran off, leaving Hougen to bleed to death.