(Disclaimer: None of these awesome characters belong to me but were written with fandom love. I have fond memories of Pigs in Space and thought I would introduce them to some new friends.)

Announcer: Pigs...In...Space! Starring the insensate Captain Link Hogthrob, the terminally adorable First Mate and Second in Command Miss Piggy, and the occasionally phosphorescent Dr. Julius Strangepork. When we last left the Swinetrek, the crew were still trying to solve the case of the missing soft-serve machine...

There are flashing lights and an alarm sounding on the ship.

First Mate Piggy: Mon Capitain! There seems to be a little light flashing on the screen.

Captain Link Hogthrob: Yes, it's very pretty.

First Mate Piggy: Yes...but I think it might also be a warning of some kind.

Captain Link Hogthrob: Ha ha ha ha. It's cute when you "think".

Dr. Julius Strangepork: Captain Link, we seem to have a proximity alert. There's another ship docking with ours.

Captain Link Hogthrob: Did we order take out?

First Mate Piggy: We're in deep space.

Captain Link Hogthrob: That means they are getting a really big tip.

Dr. Julius Strangepork: The swine scanner is picking up two life forms headed this way, and one of them...is not a swine.

First Mate Piggy: So one of them is?

Piggy looks directly at you, dear reader

What are the odds. Wait, never mind, another pig!

Piggy straightens her uniform and primps.

How does my hair look? Fantastique?

The side door of the set slides open and a duck and pig enter, taking in the scene.

Daffy Duck Dodger: Well, look at thith outdated tin can. This is thuppothed to be a thip?

Daffy looks at the three member crew. So, is the a new Hogwarthth Expreth?. Do you know anyone here young thpace cadet?

Cadet Porky Pig: Just because we are pigs, sir, doesn't mean that we are rela-, r-r-rela-, r-r-rela-, family.

Captain Link Hogthrob: I don't see any pizza. What are you doing on my ship?

Cadet Porky Pig: We found an ice cream machine floating in space and followed its tragec-...trugector-..where it came from.

Dr. Julius Strangepork: Oh, I guess I did leave that hatch door open.

First Mate Piggy: Isn't anyone going to ask who these intruders are?

Daffy Duck Dodgers: You don't know uth? Well! I'm Captain Dodger and this is my Thpace Cadet, and were are the Duck Dodgerth in the twenty-fourth and a half thentury!

First Mate Piggy: From the Planet Speech Impediment?

Captain Link Hogthrob: Speech impediment? I just thought he was French.

Dr Julius Strangepork: Well, the important thing is that we have the Soft-Serve Machine back. After my modifications, it is extremely dangerous and should really be tested before it is used again.

Daffy Duck Dodger: Modificationth? What'th that, Doc?

Dr. Julius Strangepork: Yes, it was an experiment to see if I could make anti-gravity ice cream, but I'm not sure I had it quite right. You didn't use it, did you?

Cadet Porky Pig: Uh..well...

Daffy Duck Dodger: Of COURTH I didn't uth it, I mean, who would just use an ith cream macthine just floating in thpace?

Daffy immediately flattens into a pool on the floor with his eyes and bill floating on the surface.

Cadet Porky Pig: Oh, dear.

Dr Julius Strangepork : Seems I added a little too much gravity.

First Mate Piggy: I think that's an improvement.

Daffy Duck Dodger: Watch it, thithter.

Announcer: Join us again next week...

Daffy Duck Dodger: Wait! You can't leave me like thiith!

Announcer: For another thrilling and pointless episode of Pigs...In...The 24th and ½ Century!