Love Got In the Way
Love Got In the Way
I want to punch him, kick and slap him
Throw spit balls at his head
I want to push him, shove and tease
Put maple syrup in his bed
I want to put my chewing gum
In his weird, blond hair
Invite him to our kickball game
And then I won't play fair
I want to play a prank on him
That's mean and uncalled for
Spill my water on his lap
That and so much more
I want to hit that football head
Shove him into the dirt
Do anything I want to him
As long as it will hurt
I wanted to do all those things
Make his worst ever day
I wanted to destroy him
But love got in the way