AN: I'm so bored and I have no inspiration I'll try to write this story. And flames will be used to bake cookies. And this is my first story

I

Life totally sucks it's true. Especially when you turn into a weird creature that looks like the bane of your existence.

"Ugh my head hurts," a little fox said as he touched his tails to his face, "Wait a second, a tail a-a-and paws? Stupid fox what did you do this time," he waited for an answer, "fox, fur ball. Oh great and mighty overlord of my stomach where are you."

"Um who are you talking to Vulpix?" a Skitty and Chansey stopped to talk to the crazed Vulpix.

"Umm, I'm Naruto not 'Vulpix'," Naruto replied confused.

"Well of course you have a name; we have a species name and a given name. I'm a Skitty and you're a Vulpix, you know a Fire-Type Pokémon. And my given name? It's Sakura," her voice was condescending.

That's Sakura but she's a cat. "Sakura don't you remember me? I'm you're teammate with Sasuke and Kakashi-sensei."

"Like I'm on a rescue team with Sasuke, that gorgeous Houndour, and Kakashi, the White Electivire, is my sensei," she replied sarcastically. Naruto just blinked.

"What's an Electwire or an Hourdoun?"

"Two of the most famous Pokémon known to our world," Shizune replied, he blinked again unknowingly.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I'm not human."

"Of course you're not," Sakura said with an implied duh.

"Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh," then he stopped spitting and started spewing fire and then he promptly fell over in a dead faint.

"Um Shizune," a Chansey appeared, "can you take him to the hospital?"

"Yes Sakura, but we need to see Tsunade about him," She said indefinitely.

"He thinks he's human isn't that funny?"

II

"I'm telling you I'm a ninja you know sneaky assassins," Tsunade the Blissey and Shizune just blinked, "Oh c'mon you know three man teams and a leader each team goes to an academy…"

"That sounds like the rescue academy only with ninjas and weapons and humans. So tell us about ninjas and you're life as a 'human'" Tsunade inquired.

He told them everything from his genin days to when Sasuke killed Itachi. He even told them about the demon that should have been within him. Tsunade was wondering why many of the names sounded so similar to people around this area. Tsunade decided that if teams and missions were what Naruto was comfortable with he would join the rescue academy with Sakura. "Naruto, do you want to join the Leaf Rescue Academy? It's the exact same thing except that classes are sorted by type as in Water, Fire, Ground, you know."

"Actually, I don't know."

"Each Pokémon has a special affinity to one or two Attack Types such as: Fire, Water, Grass, Ground, Fighting, Psychic, Dark, Steel, Poison, Bug, Dragon, Ice, Electric, Flying, Normal, Ghost, and Rock. All moves in the Pokémon world fall under one of these seventeen categories."

"What type am I? Oh am I water, no Ghost, no Psychic, no Ground maybe…"

"You're a Fire-Type." Shizune said as she interrupted his thought process, "And as a Fire-Type, you're class will be filled with Fire and Dragon-Types, and depending on your main secondary type, you will circulate between your main type and secondary type classes."

"I'll do it only if there is no crash course and I can learn as I go," compromised Naruto.

"Fine you start tomorrow," Tsunade said.

"Listen up everyone this is Naruto. He is a new student that transferred from...the Elemental Countries…Where are those?" asked a red and white penguin.

"It's a long story," Naruto replied.

"I'm Iruka and these are your classmates. But now as you can all see he is a Vulpix," murmurs were sent around the room and some glares, "but he has no relation to The Nine-Tailed Fox," more murmurs, "he probably wants to show how a Vulpix really is not like that monster," Naruto looked down at this. Only Iruka, the teacher and a Delibird, and Sasuke noticed.

"Now we will all go over the three basic, Fire-attacks. Now what are they? Class?"

"Ember, Rage, and Fire-spin," the class answered in unison except Naruto.

"Now we will head out side to show how strong yours is. Kaio," a Charmander did an average Ember and Rage but a weak Fire-spin.

"So Naruto how was life before Leaf Town?" Kiba asked.

"Boring, only a few deaths here and there nothing interesting."

"That's boring for you? I don't want to see interesting for you," Kiba said afraid, "Oh it's my turn see ya," Kiba left as his name was called creating a strong Ember and Rage but, the Fire-spin was only as good as a bronze ranking member. A few minutes later Sasuke was called up and did all three moves at a silver level. Then Naruto was called and

everyone was amazed that he did…not know what the attacks were.

"Dobe," Sasuke said as Naruto was wondering what an Ember was, "it's a weak fire attack like this," he demonstrated a weak one then Naruto did an ember almost as strong as Sasuke. Sasuke then demonstrated the other two attacks at full power, which Naruto did almost as strong.

"Who are you?" thought Sasuke, Iruka, and the rest of the Fire-Type class.

III

It was quiet, too quiet. Naruto was wondering why there was nearly no Fire-Type Pokemon around. It was at least two days after joining the acedemy but he already was getting used to his routine. Just then a Mismagius came around looking for him. But as she called him it sounded more like wailing. "Naaaruto. Naaaaaruuuuuuutooo. Where are you Naaaruuuuutoo."

"Wh-who is there," as he tuned around something was coming into his line of sight.

"G-g-g-ghoooooooost," he yelled, not screamed as that would be unmanly, as he saw a giant purple thing floating in midair.

"Calm down Naruto I was sent to show you the way to your class today. You do know your next class right?" Naruto just blinked, "Down the hall, third door on your right. It's a four type class consisting of Psychic, Ghost, Fighting, and Dark Types or if you have many attacks adept in one or more of these four types. Actually many are like you who are another type but, has many Ghost and Psychic moves," she looked at him concernedly, "The thing is most people in there are very superstitious, especially when it comes to the stories about The Nine and Vulpix or Ninetales," she looked at Naruto sadly, "Do you understand?"

"Yes, but I'm used to getting glared at so it's okay," he smiled brightly making the Mismagius, Kurenai, feel bad.

IV

"Psychic move agility!" everyone did it, "Wrong!" he said to Naruto.

"But…but…"

"But nothing do it again!" Naruto repeated the attack, "Okay I'll accept it for now. Now double team."

"Listen you miserable Vulpix if you can't do it leave." the others only stared at his treatment.

"You want me to do this right okay I'll do it," he paused and then multiplied himself.

Everyone stared in awe as one of the clones tackled the Shiftry. Sasuke was mad, Hinata, a Ralts was wowed, and Shikamaru, an Abra, was intrigued.

V

"I want a fight 'Naruto' everyone knows you're just one of "His" minions so I want to test my power against you," Sasuke said.

'Sheesh Sasuke's a jerk even here,' Naruto thought, "Okay how about I start it off," he used an agility into a double team into an iron tail. Then on top of that he used an imprison to stop Sasuke from using his Fire techniques. Before he used another iron tail, Iruka came and stopped Naruto. Sakura who was passing by saw the condition Sasuke was in and came to his aid. Hinata who was even more impressed came out to congratulate Naruto along with Shikamaru ,but he fell asleep till the next day and transported home.

VI

A/N This is redone with chapters 1, 2, and 3 combined.