Florescent Adolescent

A totally brief (and very classy) authors' note.


Summary: Ah highschool. Keira is stuck here for another year while Jak and Daxter move on to College life. Life of strange experimenting, awkward situations and a new place for Jak to try to fit in with his dark powers. Will the peers of Haven City College accept the young man? Will Jak stay true to him and Keiras awkward relationship, and will Daxter sort out his... New, and very human, urges? Will Jak find his light? Will this author stop asking so many questions?

Alright guys, this is how it's going down. So, I've been doing a CRAPLOAD of research to find out where I would fit this whole 'high school' and 'university'/'college' situation into the Jak universe. I changed the story from AU, back to regular J&D universe-ness and I may or may not be wrong for doing so, BUT THERE IS NO GOING BACK NOW.

I found (after replaying Jak2-Jak X, watching the 'movie' and countless cut scenes. Won't ever touch TLF, fuck that piece of vomit-fuckedanimationchange-assplug-assbag abortion of a game –no offence-) that all this shit would be really hectic and none of the characters would have time for school. Which is why I considered AU.

But then, I realised that there is a YEAR gap between Jak 3 and Jak X that I could fit this mambo jumbo into. The war between the metal heads and Dark Makers is slowly coming to a halt, and Haven City is being 'rebuilt' after Jak 3, which is where schooling (in my opinion) would come to play. And so (avoiding this story of being AU) I have put this in the time-line between Jak 3 and a bit into Jak X.

And yes, I know what you're thinking ,"OHGOD, NOT ANOTHER STUPID FF ABOUT FANGIRLS AND THEIR DREAM CHARACTERS GOING TO HIGHSCHOOL" this is going to be different. Speaking of fangirls *coughs* OCs…

After searching fanfiction for a Jak and Daxter based high school/university story I have either found (no offense) highschool/university ffs laden with OC's who are mary/gary- sues and the canon characters themselves are somewhat OOC, other than that I found ffs about J&D set in a school situation non-existent.

Also, I DID A CRAPLOAD OF RESEARCH IN ORDER TO SOMEWHAT MAKE THIS SHIT WORK. If you do find plot holes, which I am sure you all will, please let me know, I will thoroughly bleach my brain out. I am sure I will make a steamy shit-hole in the original games plot, which I will simply dismiss and say,"idgaf."

–Breaths in- I will proceed.

The only OC's who'll be in this story will be soulless background characters or professors/teachers who will be killed off. That is why I give you all this; your very own OC death counter –tosses you a black beeping titanium object- that will beep and count how many OCs are killed throughout each chapter.

The feel of this story is the same as the original J&D universe, but with the exception of time for high school and university. There will still be eco, Keira is still trying to become an eco sage, there will be car races, bad guys, explosions, dark eco experimentations, Ashelin is still ruler of Haven City (still wants Jak to lend her a hand), scraps of war end, and WTF IS JAK THE MAR confusion. But, the confusing 'YO, MY NAME'S JAK AND I HAVE TRAVELED THROUGH TIME' shit drills holes in my brain and I am willingly avoiding it. Most of the teachers/professors will be Eco Sages, how they got into their timeline is a mystery that I am unwilling to wrack my brain through.

The characters will be the same (with the exceptions of Dax being human –I'll get to that in a sec-) but being portrayed in a school situation. The story will take place in Haven City. The stories that the characters will follow will be my interpretation of how I believe they would act in school, NOT based off of my situations in school or stories from peers (I find a lot of the highschool/university based ffs are laden with personal experiences).

Okay, this will be based when Jak and Dax are 18 and Keira is 17 (she is apparently a year or 'a few years' younger than the two boys. Back in Jak 2, when they met young Samos, Samos had said he didn't have a daughter, while 'the kid' –aka young Jak- was around 2-5. I won't make Keira 13 because it seems very wrong for her young self and Jak to be lemoning in this fanfic. No offense to all you 13 year olds with popped cherries). As for lemon, I'm not going to pussy foot around it; there will be lots. There will be alcohol, frat/sorority parties and crazy shit. Beware. This is why I have made this fic mature. And yes, there will be blood. Of course.

Speaking of Daxter, he will be human. Throughout the first few chapters you will see why (it won't be cool or anything, so do not get your hopes up). I just thought 'Yo guys, it would be kinda coo' having Dax as human in an ff', so I made him human. Don't like it? Suck my thirteen inch non-existent member. Or just picture him as an ottsel, because not reading this fic is not an option. Of course, he becomes ottsel-o-fied by the end (seeing how Jak x he was an ottsel)

Hmmm… I have a feeling I left something out… Ugh… Fuck it, I'll just sum it up point form …

-This story is set in the year break between Jak 3 and Jak X. I have a feeling some of it will spill into Jak X.

-Daxter is human (SOME CRAZY SHIT HAPPENED, AND HOW HE IS TURNED BACK TO OTTSEL ISH NESS YOU WILL FIND OUT)

-Set when Jak and Dax are 18, and Keira is 17

-Lemon, Dark Jak, Light Jak, human Dax, Ashelin and Jak and Keira getting it on. Not in the order/combination, or will it be? LULULUL.

-CRAZY COLLEGE PARTIES D: OOOH GOD, DRUNK EVERYONE.

-Killing off OCs for the lulz

-Location: Haven city

-CANON CANON CANON OMNOMNOMN.


Alright everyone, I gave you the facts and will be posting up the first chapter very soon. Do not forget to review ALL THE TIME; do not forget to fav ALL THE FUCKING TIME.

AGHHHHH –foams at the mouth, roundhouse kicks mary-sue in the face. Dragon stance.-

Also, if anyone gets where I got the title from, I will frisk you. Pleasurably. I hope everyone read this…