Hello, Ribbonkirby (or Kirbycat89 as I'm preferred to be called) here, Just here to say that this was a little fic I came up with while sitting in the car for 5 hours with the hiccups. I swear I am never having a milkshake from that place again xX. Isn't it a pain trying to get rid of them?

As for the story, since I love leaving cliffhangers (hehe) some of these chapters are going to be pretty short, but I'll end up making it into a one page story when I'm finished with it.

Well, without further, on with the story!

Declaimer: I own nothing but a basket full of fruits named after the characters from the show points to her orange called Kyo and grape called Yuki.

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Fifteen year-old Hatori Sohma sat in his quiet kitchen all alone one day. He was about to take another sip of tea, when suddenly the phone rang, making Hatori jump from his chair from the sudden noise.

At first he just glared at the phone which had already rang and disturbed about twenty times from finishing his tea. Well, he hadn't really counted, but he thought that was close enough.

Sighing, he put down his now cold tea and headed towards the nearest phone. It was probably his parents checking up on him, making sure he hadn't died or burned down the house, which of course Hatori knew better than to do that. This was one of the main reasons why he wanted to become a doctor, that way his parents would stop being so darn protective of him all the time.

At the third ring Hatori picked up the phone and even before he could as much say a hello, a voice loud enough to be heard 20 miles away, not really, but you get the idea, yelled over the line, "TORI-SAN!"

At this Hatori had to place the phone about a foot away from his ear so that he could hear without having his ear painfully damaged.

"Since we knew your parents were going off somewhere, Gure-san and I thought we'd come over and baby-sit you to make sure nothing bad happens to our wonderful, beloved friend! Oh what did you say!? You're ordering pizza for us and paying it? How thoughtful of you Tori-san! Oh and Gure-san says to make sure get meat lovers! Those are his favorite! Well, see you in a bit Ta-Ta!"

Hatori just stared at the phone as the other line hung up.

What was that about? Pizza? Wait, do we even have a pizza place in Japan?

Then it hit him. As scary as it was, well to him anyways, Shigure and Ayame were coming over to His house. The house that His mother and father had told him to keep clean. What was he going to do? How was he ever going to finish his tea with those two idiots in the house? He didn't even want to think about the last time they had come over…the time they tried to make hot chocolate and made the microwave catch on fire.

He shuddered at the thought. His mother grounded him for weeks for that one and Shigure and Ayame weren't even punished.

He had to come up with a plan fast they'd be here any minute especially since they live in the same estate.

Then the doorbell rang.

"Oh shit!"

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Well, what do you think so far? I know Hatori still doesn't have the hiccups but that's in the next chapter.

Really though…Is there a pizza place in Japan? I pretty sure there's some, but who knows, and if there isn't well, lets just pretend that there is.

Oh and about that hot chocolate bit. It actually happened to me during the summer XD

My brother and sister wanted to make hot chocolate and well, I was pretty sure that a ten year old and an eight year old could handle it, but like about a minute later, my sister came screaming that it was on fire because she left a napkin in the microwave oo

Luckily it was small and nobody but us three knew it happened, so we weren't grounded hehe.