Happy Birthday, Yao-Yao! You're now *insert age here* and still kick-ass! *throws rice, little Shinatty-chans, and an assortment of Chinese sparkly stuff while skipping in circles*
Disclaimer: Do I really need to disclaim anything? The only thing I really own is my clothing.
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Being alive for more than 4000 years, you kind of get tired of your birthday. It's just another day for everyone else, even him, but not for Russia, "Yao-Yao~ open up, I have your present~"
"Go away, aru!"
"But Yao, it's you're birthday! Don't you want your present?"
"Aiyaa, the last time you gave me a present, I lost my virginity, aru!"
"But, you loved it, Yao-Yao! You were moaning my na-"
"SHUT UP ARU!"
"Yao-Yao, come on! It's something different this time!"
"Ugh, fine, aru,"
"Yay~"
The small Chinese man opened the door for his Russian partner, and asked, "What could your little present possibly be aru?"
"Here!"
"Hm, what is this aru?"
"Your present!"
Yao opened the tiny white box to reveal a tiny glass panda, with a sunflower in its mouth, "It's handmade, I made it myself!" he stated, proud of himself.
"Ivan, how did you learn to do this, aru?" the smaller man asked, his voice filled with awe,
"Katyusha taught me a few things,"
Yao looked up to the violet eyed nation, and smiled.
"Thank you, aru,"
"You're welcome,"
"But you're still not getting any sex out of me, aru,"
"Aw~ but I worked really hard on it, Yao!"
"No, aru,"
"Then I guess I just have to take you by force, kolkolkolkolkol~"
"What?"
And that's why the neighbors always rent a hotel room on Yao's birthday.
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Lol, I suck, this is short, I just need to write this down before I get tired, and can't think straight. It's more like Ivan's birthday than Yao's birthday XD Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go set up video cameras in Yao's room X3